<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Another newbie...]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Which would be me.  ;D</p>
<p dir="auto">Greetings all, I'm fairrly new to this site having only discovered it a few days ago thanks to my friend L. I've been a Knightmare fan since Series 2 back in 1988. (at the tender age of 7)  </p>
<p dir="auto">And the username is that of my all-time favourite character. Loud, obnoxious and foul-mouthed. Elita was my childhood role-model.</p>
<p dir="auto">Oh... and I'm one of the few people who prefers Majida to Pickle. <em>ducks under a table</em></p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/126/another-newbie...</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2026 05:15:38 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/126.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Sat, 18 Jan 2003 04:13:17 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Another newbie... on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 22:49:05 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Huzzah, more familiar faceaches faces! Well, assuming that snapperjackisback is the same guy as the previous snapperjack...</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37771</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37771</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Elita]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 22:49:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Another newbie... on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 22:00:52 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Hi Jen - welcome back!!</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37770</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37770</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Velda]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 22:00:52 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Another newbie... on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 18:35:57 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">hi all snipper snap snipper snap fool about and i'll be back only kiddin</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37768</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37768</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[snapperjacksback]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 18:35:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Another newbie... on Fri, 13 Feb 2009 00:21:05 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Thanks DD and Drassil!</p>
<p dir="auto">Thanks for the link Drassil, poking around a bit it looks like my old Knightmare pages (sans images, but the alternate text speaks for itself) can be found here:</p>
<p dir="auto"><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20071219194746/http://jen.radish-spirit.com/critique/knightmare.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">http://web.archive.org/web/20071219194746/http://jen.radish-spirit.com/critique/knightmare.html</a></p>
<p dir="auto"><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20071219194933/http://jen.radish-spirit.com/critique/knightmare/powersthatbe.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">http://web.archive.org/web/20071219194933/http://jen.radish-spirit.com/critique/knightmare/powersthatbe.html</a></p>
<p dir="auto"><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20071219194846/http://jen.radish-spirit.com/critique/knightmare/neutral.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">http://web.archive.org/web/20071219194846/http://jen.radish-spirit.com/critique/knightmare/neutral.html</a></p>
<p dir="auto"><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20071219195032/http://jen.radish-spirit.com/critique/knightmare/opposition.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">http://web.archive.org/web/20071219195032/http://jen.radish-spirit.com/critique/knightmare/opposition.html</a></p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37755</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37755</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Elita]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 00:21:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Another newbie... on Thu, 12 Feb 2009 21:46:20 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Hello once more. I'm glad you're back. Then again, the Knightmare doormat was never withdrawn. Even if he does make people's boots smell of tuna.</p>
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<p dir="auto">Unfortunately my old KM site has vanished</p>
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<p dir="auto"><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20080131150204/http://jen.radish-spirit.com/index.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">Or has it?</a></p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37752</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37752</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Drassil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 21:46:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Another newbie... on Thu, 12 Feb 2009 12:15:13 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Yes, hello and welcome back! I am dark descender, romanticist, femenist and gutted to hear about your site. Although that does explain why I couldn't find it the other day.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37746</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37746</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[darkDescender]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 12:15:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Another newbie... on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 21:55:42 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Yeah. 'Tis a shame.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37736</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37736</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[HStorm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 21:55:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Another newbie... on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 21:38:00 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I think GG must have gotten eaten by Festus, he's been MIA for even longer than I have...</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37735</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37735</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Elita]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 21:38:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Another newbie... on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 21:22:53 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">What? Not even one argument with GG about lego furniture? You disappoint me!</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37732</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37732</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[HStorm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 21:22:53 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Another newbie... on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 21:12:02 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">And in your spare time?</p>
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<p dir="auto">Catching up with sweet, delicious sleep. And assorted video games.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37729</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37729</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Elita]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 21:12:02 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Another newbie... on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 21:02:52 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">And what I've been up to? Well, in no particular order, new jobs, moving house, (twice) getting back into Warhammer and D&amp;D, learning to sculpt and making tiny, tiny cakes.</p>
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<p dir="auto">And in your spare time?</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37728</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37728</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[HStorm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 21:02:52 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Another newbie... on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 23:12:33 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
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<p dir="auto">No I don't suppose we are Elf-Brat.</p>
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<p dir="auto">Well, I can see you haven't changed, you paragon of ugliness.</p>
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<p dir="auto">Lol and I see your still the same foul mouthed, rude little elf-brat with a mouth big enough to acomadate a mire-trog.</p>
<p dir="auto">(ahhh some things never change you've been back one day and we're already tradeing "insults" again.   )</p>
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<p dir="auto">And what I've been up to? Well, in no particular order, new jobs, moving house, (twice) getting back into Warhammer and D&amp;D, learning to sculpt and making tiny, tiny cakes. Business as usual really.</p>
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<p dir="auto">Wow!!! you certainly have been busy.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37721</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37721</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Skarkill]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 23:12:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Another newbie... on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 23:04:39 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">No I don't suppose we are Elf-Brat.</p>
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<p dir="auto">Well, I can see you haven't changed, you paragon of ugliness.</p>
<p dir="auto">And what I've been up to? Well, in no particular order, new jobs, moving house, (twice) getting back into Warhammer and D&amp;D, learning to sculpt and making tiny, tiny cakes. Business as usual really.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37719</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37719</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Elita]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 23:04:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Another newbie... on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 19:01:00 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Jen! Welcome back at last! Whatcha been up to?</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37715</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37715</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[HStorm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 19:01:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Another newbie... on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 14:23:07 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Elita returneth!   Heyo mate!</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37711</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37711</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Fidjit]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 14:23:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Another newbie... on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 19:33:29 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">... but I suppose you're not missing much!</p>
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<p dir="auto">No I don't suppose we are Elf-Brat.</p>
<p dir="auto">Lol welcome back Jen its</p>
<p dir="auto"><strong>LOVELY</strong></p>
<p dir="auto">to hear from you again.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37707</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37707</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Skarkill]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 19:33:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Another newbie... on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 19:01:45 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Wow. I'm not sure whether to be more suprprised that I actually managed to dig my password out of one of my e-mail archives, or that it actually still works!</p>
<p dir="auto">Anyway, as I've been re-watching my way through the series (thank you Challenge!) I thought it was time to start posting here again! How long's it been, three, four years? Ah well. Unfortunately my old KM site has vanished due to the host not renewing the domain... but I suppose you're not missing much!</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37706</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37706</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Elita]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 19:01:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Another newbie... on Sun, 19 Jan 2003 18:10:23 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I sort of wondered, but I got it eventually. &lt;¦-)</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2459</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2459</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[DavidNewton]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 19 Jan 2003 18:10:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Another newbie... on Sun, 19 Jan 2003 15:23:54 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Oh, and when I said "I'm eight and ten years old", I meant eighteen, not I'm simultaneously eight and ten years old. I'm not one of those strange people with multiple personalities, although that doesn't exemplify me from being good old fashioned strange.</p>
<p dir="auto">I just thought I should clarify that because completely pointless posts are the best thing since sliced bread.</p>
<p dir="auto">(note to self: stop referring to sliced bread)</p>
<p dir="auto">And now I must fly, only I mustn't.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2456</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2456</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Spoo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 19 Jan 2003 15:23:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Another newbie... on Sun, 19 Jan 2003 15:16:25 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Hello to you as well. We don't kill newbies here (not to my knowledge, anyway) unless they're complete idiots, most are perfectly safe.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2454</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2454</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[DavidNewton]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 19 Jan 2003 15:16:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Another newbie... on Sun, 19 Jan 2003 14:53:26 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Instead of creating another "I'm a newbie, please kill me" topic, I decided to post in an existing one.</p>
<p dir="auto">Now for the mandatory introduction:</p>
<p dir="auto">I am me, I'm eight and ten years old, meat pie is the best thing since whatever came before sliced bread, I wish jam jars were easier to open, and Knightmare is the best thing since whatever came before meat pies.</p>
<p dir="auto">Oh, and I have no life.</p>
<p dir="auto">Now that I've got that out of the way, I shall say nay but one word: Whee!</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2453</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2453</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Spoo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 19 Jan 2003 14:53:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Another newbie... on Sun, 19 Jan 2003 02:48:42 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Unfortunately I tend to work 4-midnight Sat and Sun. Uni student by day, pot-scrubber by night...</p>
<p dir="auto">I do like Pickle too, but I prefered the banter between Treguard and Majida, especially later in the series. I always liked Pickle better in the books,  especially "Forbidden Gate"</p>
<p dir="auto">"You look like an elf!"</p>
<p dir="auto">"And you look like a baboon! Then again, human children often do..."</p>
<p dir="auto">And yes, Elita DOES have a very big mouth, so no offense taken at the jokes.  (IMO she'd beat Barry) And hey, in that Series 5 ep where the dungeoneer had to retrieve her voice, it was easily big enough to take his head off in one go...</p>
<p dir="auto">And if I was an elf, I'd be an obnoxious cavern elf, skipping around the woods isn't my style. (and Ariadne scares the crap outta me)</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2449</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2449</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Elita]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 19 Jan 2003 02:48:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Another newbie... on Sun, 19 Jan 2003 02:25:15 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">Majida wanted slapping with a wet fish.</p>
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<p dir="auto">"But eeeeees too deeeefeeeecult. Eeeee cannot eeeeven seeeeee who eeeee ees slappeeeng weeeth feeeesh. Eeeef feeeesh ees wet I go back een bottle, Treguard!"</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2447</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2447</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[GrimaldineGrimwold]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 19 Jan 2003 02:25:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Another newbie... on Sun, 19 Jan 2003 01:50:10 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">i said it before and i'll say it again.</p>
<p dir="auto">Hi</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2446</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/2446</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Purgatory]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 19 Jan 2003 01:50:10 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>