<![CDATA[Knightmare Character Jobs]]>If the characters of Knightmare were in the real world what jobs would they have?

Example...

I can imagine Treguard as a driving instructor

  • the only way is onwards there is no turning back as you are in a one-way street.

  • your exit lies ahead of you but a broken down vehical guards your exit.

  • warning team temporal roadworks approaching

That should give you an idea of what I mean.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/1266/knightmare-character-jobsRSS for NodeMon, 14 Sep 2026 10:12:38 GMTFri, 16 Jul 2004 22:21:36 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Character Jobs on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 23:35:47 GMT]]>Where'd you get this from... and is it available anywhere?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/33083https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/33083Mon, 28 Nov 2005 23:35:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Character Jobs on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 20:34:33 GMT]]>Whilst bored at work today, I was looking through the shared documents in the departmental e-mail account and found an interesting game where by typing a name, that persons ideal job is generated. I tried some Knightmare names and got some interesting results...

Treguard-Emperor of the world (Not just the castle he rules...)

Lord Fear-Sewage worker (Surely this would be Lissard instead?)

Mogdred-Pole Dancer (Look upon Mogdred and ogle!)

Merlin- Teaching pensioners to drive (The one group with a worse memory than him!)

Hordriss- Computor nerd (and an excellent one at that!)

Sidriss- Chef (If her magic is anything to go by, I would avoid the fish!)

Brother Mace-Landlord (I kid you not! Prehaps Gumboil could work the cellar)

Granitas-Proffessional thief (After guarding all those clue objects from thieves as well!)

All of these are entirely genuine and appear as they appeared on the screen!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/33079https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/33079Mon, 28 Nov 2005 20:34:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Character Jobs on Wed, 21 Jul 2004 14:14:29 GMT]]>I can imagine Treguard as a driving instructor

TOOO creepy. That's exactly what I thought! In fact I just posted a cartoon about it!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27984https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27984Wed, 21 Jul 2004 14:14:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Character Jobs on Tue, 20 Jul 2004 20:24:35 GMT]]>I forgot about this thread. There is also the day off thread and isn't there another similar thread? Anyway Ridolfo would be a busker and Motley and Melisandre would probably be Red coats.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27974https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27974Tue, 20 Jul 2004 20:24:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Character Jobs on Tue, 20 Jul 2004 15:13:04 GMT]]>A thread along similar lines:

http://www.talkknightmare.co.uk/yabbse/http://www.knightmare.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=1;action=display;threadid=822;start=msg13019

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27963https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27963Tue, 20 Jul 2004 15:13:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Character Jobs on Tue, 20 Jul 2004 13:58:35 GMT]]>Brollachan would be wonderful as a Mcdonald's promoter.

"I hunger...So I will have a Big Mac and medium fries, please..."

Or the goblins replacing those dodgy 118 118 geezers.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27956https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27956Tue, 20 Jul 2004 13:58:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Character Jobs on Mon, 19 Jul 2004 10:04:40 GMT]]>Getorf, I don't want a hug from you

Anyway thought of another character job...

Mrs Grimwold: Child minder or similar

"...welcome to Mrs Grimwold's Day Nursery. Don't worry about Festus he loves children, although he couldn't eat a whole one. SHUT UP FESTUS, GOOD BOY!"

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27925https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27925Mon, 19 Jul 2004 10:04:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Character Jobs on Sun, 18 Jul 2004 21:10:48 GMT]]>Hey guys, missed you all... Been trying to find work recently hugs What have I missed?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27912https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27912Sun, 18 Jul 2004 21:10:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Character Jobs on Sun, 18 Jul 2004 20:37:36 GMT]]>

I stopped taking mine months ago after failing my test for the second time and was told I couldn't splash out on anymore lessons . Anyway Snapper Jack would be one of those police officers that hangs around sometimes in one of my local shopping centres, finding out why kidsies aren't in school.

rasps & gloats

I passed first time - OK so only just, but it was still a pass.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27910https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27910Sun, 18 Jul 2004 20:37:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Character Jobs on Sun, 18 Jul 2004 20:33:45 GMT]]>I stopped taking mine months ago after failing my test for the second time and was told I couldn't splash out on anymore lessons . Anyway Snapper Jack would be one of those police officers that hangs around sometimes in one of my local shopping centres, finding out why kidsies aren't in school.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27908https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27908Sun, 18 Jul 2004 20:33:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Character Jobs on Sat, 17 Jul 2004 22:28:25 GMT]]>

If the characters of Knightmare were in the real world what jobs would they have?

Example...

I can imagine Treguard as a driving instructor

  • the only way is onwards there is no turning back as you are in a one-way street.

  • your exit lies ahead of you but a broken down vehical guards your exit.

  • warning team temporal roadworks approaching

That should give you an idea of what I mean.

As someone currently taking driving lessons, that feels wonderfully appropriate at the minute...

In fact, substitute 'broken down vehicle' for 'tree' and you'd have my lesson last Thursday! And no, it wasn't Oakley...

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27877https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27877Sat, 17 Jul 2004 22:28:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Character Jobs on Sat, 17 Jul 2004 21:01:24 GMT]]>Julius Scaramonger & Honesty Bartrum: Politicians

Oracle of Confusion: Spin doctor

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27872https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27872Sat, 17 Jul 2004 21:01:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Character Jobs on Sat, 17 Jul 2004 17:45:28 GMT]]>Sylvester Hands: child welfare officer

Skarkill: ironmonger

Lissard: elocution tutor

Elita or Cedric: diplomat

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27869https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27869Sat, 17 Jul 2004 17:45:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Character Jobs on Sat, 17 Jul 2004 17:27:56 GMT]]>Lord Fear

Job: Pop Idol Judge.

"You should come with a health warning, Goblin Fodder"

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27868https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27868Sat, 17 Jul 2004 17:27:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Character Jobs on Sat, 17 Jul 2004 16:57:27 GMT]]>The troll: security guard

Pickle: funeral director

....come on hes so compassionate!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27865https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27865Sat, 17 Jul 2004 16:57:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Character Jobs on Sat, 17 Jul 2004 13:00:44 GMT]]>Elita: Presenting the weakest link

"...you are the weakest link face ache, so push off."

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27863https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27863Sat, 17 Jul 2004 13:00:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Character Jobs on Sat, 17 Jul 2004 10:48:12 GMT]]>I think Treguard would be presenting BBC2's "Restoration" program

" Dunshelm Castle has been closed to the public since 1995 ..."

"Built upon a set of sewers, overran with Miremen and suffering from troll-king damage, the Black Tower of Goth like all our buildings is supported by a group of voulunteers. This is Mr T. Lissard, himself currently suffering from dryrot..."

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27862https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27862Sat, 17 Jul 2004 10:48:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Character Jobs on Sat, 17 Jul 2004 10:45:41 GMT]]>Skarkill would make a great Bailiff, perhaps.

Or Majida as a health and safety officer, "Ees too dangerous!!"

Or Hordriss as a school teacher/headmaster.

Can anyone think of any others?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27861https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/27861Sat, 17 Jul 2004 10:45:41 GMT