<![CDATA[Parody of Astro Farm theme and Sit Down by James]]>That's very good! I find Gilbert & Sullivan a bit staid sometimes, but I admire the effort that's gone into this.

Here's one I wrote very quickly a bit earlier as part of a plot of the KM Roleplay Forum:

http://surrounds.proboards20.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=dunn&num=1083708625&start=300

An alternative place for songfics:

http://kmfanartfic.proboards23.com/index.cgi?board=songfics

A reworking of the theme song to Astro Farm.

When you're cruisin' through the dungeon, advisors as your eyes

There's always something new to see

When you're riding on a dragon there's always a surprise

So why don't you fly with me?

Wolfenden, Wolfenden

It's a very useful place

Wolfenden, Wolfenden

Can't you see we're living in a blue-screen town in studio space?

Wolfenden, Wolfenden

Everywhere a scheming face

Wolfenden, Wolfenden

Can't you see we're living in a blue-screen town in studio space?

Wolfenden, Wolfenden!

Video for this one, Sit Down by James, can be found here.

A minstrel sings a song

A song in the darkest levels

She has hair that's long

In sight of Friday

Teams quest deep and long

Meet angels then dance with devils

She's not brave nor strong

But she's there anyway

Guided down and underground

My life is out of control

I believe this girl will bear good will

So here we go

Oh Sidriss, oh Sidriss, oh Sidriss

Sidriss next to me

Sidriss, is, is, is, is

Of Powers That Be

Now I'm relieved to hear

As I quest to some far out places

Sidriss will be near

When I feel all alone

Now I'm down in Level Three

It's worse than it was before

Glad I had help from Sidriss

Even though her magic's poor

Oh Sidriss, oh Sidriss, oh Sidriss

Sidriss next to me

Sidriss, Miss, is this bliss

Or sympathy?

Dungeoneers who feel a sadness

Sidriss is for thee

Locksmiths written in through madness

Sidriss is for thee

Jesters dressed to look ridiculous

Sidriss is for thee

At risk, Lord Fear, Sidriss, no tears

At risk, Lord Fear, Sidriss, no tears

At risk, Lord Fear, Sidriss, no tears

Of help, Confused, Sidriss

Dis..

...Miss

Oh Sidriss, oh Sidriss, oh Sidriss

Sidriss next to me

Sidriss, is, is, is, is

Of Powers That Be

Oh Sidriss, oh Sidriss, oh Sidriss

Sidriss next to me

Sidriss, Miss, is this bliss

Or sympathy?

Miss

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/1279/parody-of-astro-farm-theme-and-sit-down-by-jamesRSS for NodeWed, 16 Sep 2026 02:25:59 GMTTue, 27 Jul 2004 12:40:49 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Parody of Astro Farm theme and Sit Down by James on Tue, 03 Aug 2004 21:26:00 GMT]]>I'm good enough to sing my own parody, Saws. Probably not very pleasantly, but at least in tune.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28181https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28181Tue, 03 Aug 2004 21:26:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Parody of Astro Farm theme and Sit Down by James on Sun, 01 Aug 2004 23:51:07 GMT]]>My vocal talent, in terms of singing, is something not to be shared. At worst, it would probably sound as good as drunken karaoke. At worst, about as bad as wailing cats sharpening their claws on a chalkboard.

Needless to say, not very good!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28145https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28145Sun, 01 Aug 2004 23:51:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Parody of Astro Farm theme and Sit Down by James on Sat, 31 Jul 2004 14:22:42 GMT]]>You can't be a bad as me Moana! Or at least I hope not, I just hope we never have to have a contest to determine which of us is worse!!!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28120https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28120Sat, 31 Jul 2004 14:22:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Parody of Astro Farm theme and Sit Down by James on Fri, 30 Jul 2004 20:53:58 GMT]]>Mind you you can't be any worse at singing than me saying that I don't think anyone's a worse singer than me.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28118https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28118Fri, 30 Jul 2004 20:53:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Parody of Astro Farm theme and Sit Down by James on Thu, 29 Jul 2004 22:59:04 GMT]]>It's not my best effort - in fact, I've been told that it's the weakest - but I enjoyed writing it, and I'm pleased to hear that someone else has enjoyed it too. There are more to come; thanks for your comment, FK!

As for the recording studio... the shower will have to do for now.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28112https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28112Thu, 29 Jul 2004 22:59:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Parody of Astro Farm theme and Sit Down by James on Thu, 29 Jul 2004 20:52:35 GMT]]>Is that the club mix or the original version?

Either way Drassil, it's (yet another) winner. Now, where's that recording studio...?

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