<![CDATA[Greetings to you all]]>With humble compliments,

I am Eli and I am new (or knew) to this realm. Hello! <(Big cheeky grin). Actually my name is Lee, but Eli's my alter-ego. You wouldn't want to meet Lee- nasty bloke, I can tell you.

Anyhow, I started watching Knightmare last June, so I'm quite new (or knew) to it all. Have watched every episode since then not daring to miss any, apart from one when I was out and the VCR disobeyed my command. Woe. WOE!

Ahem, anyway, just thought I'd say hello.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/1291/greetings-to-you-allRSS for NodeSun, 13 Sep 2026 06:48:00 GMTWed, 11 Aug 2004 20:08:25 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Greetings to you all on Fri, 27 Aug 2004 18:31:23 GMT]]>Oh! I get it now! I had to think about that gerkin comment for a long time but I got it eventually ;D

As for the hair, I forgot about Hordriss'! Though maybe in blue.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28663https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28663Fri, 27 Aug 2004 18:31:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Greetings to you all on Thu, 26 Aug 2004 20:47:53 GMT]]>Ooh visions of David Beckham stepping out for England, munching a gerkin come to mind. Oooops something went slightly wrong there. Just a thought though, if you shut your eyes and listen to both of them speak, I hardly think that you'd be able to tell the difference between the two and that not the only simularities between the two.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28646https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28646Thu, 26 Aug 2004 20:47:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Greetings to you all on Thu, 26 Aug 2004 19:44:51 GMT]]>Hmmm, it's a neck and neck between Treguard's Series 2 hairstyle (is that the same as his Series 1?) and Pickle's Series 4. Speaking of hair, I'd love to see Mr. Beckham go out onto the pitch with a Pickle one day

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28642https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28642Thu, 26 Aug 2004 19:44:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Greetings to you all on Wed, 25 Aug 2004 19:52:06 GMT]]>

Spellcasting:

B, R, Y, L, C, R, E, E, M

The spellcasting chimes ring, and Eli is left with a very nice and trim hairstyle. In fact, the hairstyle is so nice and trim that all harmful electrical energy leaves him in awe of his splendor- and enters all others in the room...

Hey have you seen the commercial for I think Fosters, where the guy has his hair done in such a weired and funny way and his mate has his hair done in an even funnier way. Anyway it's not a Pickle type or early Treguard type hairstyle is it?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28622https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28622Wed, 25 Aug 2004 19:52:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Greetings to you all on Wed, 25 Aug 2004 12:24:10 GMT]]>Hey chicken! Welcome to our hole!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28611https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28611Wed, 25 Aug 2004 12:24:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Greetings to you all on Wed, 25 Aug 2004 11:38:12 GMT]]>Can't believe I missed this one. Anyway welcome. I'm Dark Descender, friendly neighbourhood psychomaniac, romanticist, feminist and self-proclaimed genius. Never mind Skarkill, luvvie. His noise is like an empty wine jar in the wind. Oh, gods, now I'm getting phillosophical. I'd better go before the rotten fruit starts flying. Bye, and enjoy yourself.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28607https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28607Wed, 25 Aug 2004 11:38:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Greetings to you all on Wed, 25 Aug 2004 11:25:39 GMT]]>

results in him being left with a very convincing Don King hairstlye

Spellcasting:

B, R, Y, L, C, R, E, E, M

The spellcasting chimes ring, and Eli is left with a very nice and trim hairstyle. In fact, the hairstyle is so nice and trim that all harmful electrical energy leaves him in awe of his splendor- and enters all others in the room...

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28605https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28605Wed, 25 Aug 2004 11:25:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Greetings to you all on Tue, 24 Aug 2004 19:51:29 GMT]]>Moana puts puts finger on monitor, whilst toaching Eli at the same time with the other hand, which then results in him being left with a very conhvincing Don King hairstlye as well as a funny electrical sound zzzzzzzzzzzzzapppp

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28600https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28600Tue, 24 Aug 2004 19:51:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Greetings to you all on Tue, 24 Aug 2004 17:29:27 GMT]]>Ah yes, the Goblin Master. So tell me, if I refuse to pay gold will you set you army of vacuum cleaners on me?

*licks finger, touches self" tssssssssssssss

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28595https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28595Tue, 24 Aug 2004 17:29:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Greetings to you all on Sun, 15 Aug 2004 15:33:04 GMT]]>

As for Starkill- pah! Lee eats Starkills for lunch, with a piece of jam toast, and a cup of bovril.

"Do you indeed?"

The Goblin Master appers beind Eli.

"Well, Well I'll have to be carefull round you. Sarky tone

"As you've no dought guessed I'm the forums resident Goblin Master, Terror, Nere Do well and all round Bad Guy."

"So unless you has something I might be intrested in say some Gold."

"ITS THE IRONS FOR YER."

"HEHEHEHEHEHE......LOVELY."

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28423https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28423Sun, 15 Aug 2004 15:33:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Greetings to you all on Thu, 12 Aug 2004 16:42:19 GMT]]>Hiya there Eli

Welcome to the forum. I hope you enjoy your stay here.

We're all a pretty friendly bunch here.

Yes sorry to say Moana Liza it's true.....Skarkill will be returning very soon.

(We missed you really Skarkill)

Guess it'll be time for me to hide his irons again...if I can get them again.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28384https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28384Thu, 12 Aug 2004 16:42:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Greetings to you all on Wed, 11 Aug 2004 22:28:27 GMT]]>Hi! Hope you have a good time on the forum. As away any q's you have.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28374https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28374Wed, 11 Aug 2004 22:28:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Greetings to you all on Wed, 11 Aug 2004 22:15:25 GMT]]>Hello to you! Please stay as long as you like and write lots.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28367https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28367Wed, 11 Aug 2004 22:15:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Greetings to you all on Wed, 11 Aug 2004 22:07:21 GMT]]>E (as in the capital letter) and Lie (as in to be untruthful)

Don't you watch "Last of the Summer Wine"?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28363https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28363Wed, 11 Aug 2004 22:07:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Greetings to you all on Wed, 11 Aug 2004 21:59:38 GMT]]>Welcome, watcher of illusion, to the forum of confusion!

(And I thought it was pronounced "EL-eee" meself)

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28361https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28361Wed, 11 Aug 2004 21:59:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Greetings to you all on Wed, 11 Aug 2004 21:47:32 GMT]]>Thanks

BTW, this is an odd question but how do people pronounce 'Eli'? I've always pronounced it "EEE-lie" but some people seem to pronounce it "EL-eee" as in Ellie. I just wanted to know so that I know how people read my name.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28360https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28360Wed, 11 Aug 2004 21:47:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Greetings to you all on Wed, 11 Aug 2004 21:19:55 GMT]]>Welcome to the zone!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28358https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28358Wed, 11 Aug 2004 21:19:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Greetings to you all on Wed, 11 Aug 2004 21:17:30 GMT]]>

What the Lord Fear type, Mogdred type or the Simon Cowell type?

Lee is all three, mixed together, after being slapped over the face with a wet kipper. As for Gordon Ramsey...pah! He eats Gordon Ramseys for breakfast.

welcome to the looney bin forum

Looney bin, eh? Sounds like just the place for me . As for Starkill- pah! Lee eats Starkills for lunch, with a piece of jam toast, and a cup of bovril.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28356https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28356Wed, 11 Aug 2004 21:17:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Greetings to you all on Wed, 11 Aug 2004 20:44:13 GMT]]>Just when I thought it was quiet and peaceful and that I can retire my honey pot . counts the days thats one, Thursday and Friday is just a bit. AAaaaaaaaarrrrghhh goes and looks for a hivehere bees bees bees, come and get your honey!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28354https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28354Wed, 11 Aug 2004 20:44:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Greetings to you all on Wed, 11 Aug 2004 20:34:51 GMT]]>
  • Gong sounds, bricks move, and I appear *

    • Greetings Eli, welcome to the looney bin forum. As the forums Brollachan hopefully you will provide more knowledge to this board. Anyway play a while, play forever.

    • Disappears into wall *

    NB: I've been informed that Skarkill will return this Friday - sorry I mean Frightday for some more terrorising.

    ]]>    https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28352https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/28352Wed, 11 Aug 2004 20:34:51 GMT    <![CDATA[Reply to Greetings to you all on Wed, 11 Aug 2004 20:34:30 GMT]]>

    You wouldn't want to meet Lee- nasty bloke, I can tell you.

    What the Lord Fear type, Mogdred type or the Simon Cowell type? If Lee's the Simon Cowell type that Lee definately is an 'Ooooh Nasty' type of guy oh unless he is more like Gordon Ramsey though 😮 😮 . Anyway you're welcome to this place Eli anyday, but Lee is not welcome (only joking).

    Hmmm just a thought I think that we've scared Skarkill off once and for all as he doesn't seem to be terrorising knewbies anymore.

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