Ma Ssword-for-the-blocker with Pa Ssword-for-the-blocker

A friend of Majida’s: Mr and Mrs Is-too-slow and their son Harry

Mr and Mrs Aneyeshield and their daughter Winnie, commonly known as Win.

Followed by Mr and Mrs Gre and their son Theo

And bringing up the rear, Mr and Mrs Urai and their son Sam.

Brandishes Sennen Shield in an attempt to block Drassil's outraged attacks

I don't attack - I outwit.

Arriving fashionably late as usual is Mr Stbeoutofyourtinylittlemind and his lovely wife Uma.

And here comes the new monk, brother Lachen. Of course, being a former rapper he's very hip, so his brothers call him bro.

Finaly, all the way from a mud wresteling tournament in leeds, please welcome Mr Niceladyreallyandmynameslillithbutifyoudonthavesomethingniceformeillcrumbletheledgeyourstandingonandimeversosorrybutrulesarerules, and his sister, Ima.

Perhaps that last one was a bit much?

Not to mention Mr and Mrs Eda and their daughter, Madge.

...and of course Madge's Aunt Dee Chambers whom they also call Anti.

And another couple of Norman ancestry, Mr. and Mrs. de Made, with their daughter Freda.

And, yes, all the way from Germany come Herr and Frau Enden and their son Wolfgang, known to his mates as Wolf.

Along wiht Mr and Mrs Sof-Marblehead and their large daughter, Great Belle

Finally, getting on a bit, Ol’ Af the Viking.

Here we have a Dr Nye, who prefers to be known by his last name, Steven, or Stee for short, Brandishes Sennen Shield in an attempt to block Drassil's outraged attacks

Next is the token Elf-brat. Although no-one knows her name she is famous for her love of Goblin culls and so is known simply as 'Cully'

Still more guests as Mr Istherightwood arrives with his brother, Atwood.

Any more?

Also welcoming Mr Shebah and his cousin, Bill.

Hello to a Mr Outwordyouhavereachedjourneyend and his wife, Viv.

And here's the Hands family. Hailing from Slough they have been affectionately dubbed the 'Slough Hands' (Think about it)

Of course, husband Bert and wife Sandra are famous, what with bert always answering his wife's questions with "Aye, Sandra".

Brining up the rear is Mister Blingfloor and his friend, Krum.

Finaly we have Dr Atman and his brother, Bo.

Mr and Mrs Mated-bats-in-the-Dwarf-Tunnels and their daughter, Annie

And, of course, Mr and Mrs Afraid and their daughter, Beverly along wiht their child, Tim.

(sorry!)

Oh, and in comes Mr and Mrs sahalotothagobalin and their daughter Julie.

And here are Mr & Mrs Dame and their daughter, Mel

Also there's Mr & Mrs Ghorm with their daughter, Lyn

Mr. and Mrs. Toff-Justice and their daughter, Elma.

Mr. and Mrs. Scaramonger and their son, Julius. (I don't suppose that one counts! )

Mr. and Mrs. Dorov-Blaids and their son, Corey.

Mr. and Mrs. Ponmogdredandquail and their daughter, Luca.

Mr. and Mrs. Parth and their son, Alf.

Mr. and Mrs. Addnee and their son, Harry.

Mr. and Mrs. Mout and their son, Ty.

A few latecomers [who originally 'arrived' on Thursday 13 October 2005, 20:57]:

Mr. and Mrs. Ingteem and their son, Warren.

Mr. and Mrs. Shiftapro-Ching and their daughter, Faye.

Mr. and Mrs. Endor and their son, Des.

With Mr and Mrs Ain-of–Lilith and their son, Dom.

Closely followed by Mr and Mrs Ving-Keyholetrick and their daughter Mo.

And finally, Mrs and Mrs Co-Six and their son, Jerry.

And here comes a couple with Norman blood, Sir Simon and Lady de Steppeleft, though the baronet is very informal and known to his friends simply as Si.

HA HA HA HA HA almost dies cracking up. Tries to think of some funny ones yet alone that funny.