<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Confuscious Says]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Can you think of anything that Confuscious would say and other related KM funnies i.e. dungeoneer who don't take food have empty knapsack (no nowhere near Drassil type quality) a funny could be something like Treguard lets advisors' armpits do the talking by introducing the smellcaster principle.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/1349/confuscious-says</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2026 12:12:17 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/1349.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2004 22:55:35 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Confuscious Says on Sat, 30 Jul 2011 12:39:03 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Team that misses its stop on the descender fails on many levels.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/40931</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/40931</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Drassil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 30 Jul 2011 12:39:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Confuscious Says on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 21:49:29 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">Dungeoneer (S8) who enter corridor of Blade get short cut.</p>
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<p dir="auto">I'd have thought it should be:</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Dungeoneer who enter short cut, get cut short.</em></p>
<p dir="auto">"Daniel, you're on a moving conveyor and OH MY GOD! THERE'S A HUGE SPINNING BLADE COMING RIGHT TOWARDS YOU!..."</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>zazzaz</em></p>
<p dir="auto"><em>splat</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Or words to that effect.</p>
<p dir="auto">Edit: actually, it wasn't a short cut for that quest, was it? Bah. But you see what I mean.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/32904</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/32904</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ironlord]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2005 21:49:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Confuscious Says on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 19:55:36 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Quest of ten thousand steps always begins with a good, sturdy set of bunion pads.</p>
<p dir="auto">(Not really related) Confuscious says: Where's my unemployment cheque?</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/32846</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/32846</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Becxsmagic]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2005 19:55:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Confuscious Says on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 18:29:52 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Welshman who go right, goes right. Welshman who go left, not much left.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/32845</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/32845</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[dontyoulikemypie]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2005 18:29:52 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Confuscious Says on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 17:10:14 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">'The talking key will unlock much annoyance.'</p>
<p dir="auto">'Know the animal mystery that lurks within a bottle. Child opens bottle and encounters pooka; Monk opens bottle and embraces lizard; Dungeon master opens bottle and finds dog.'</p>
<p dir="auto">'If Atlantean lacks harmony, find him tuner.'</p>
<p dir="auto">'Some monks live not by the Cross. They live to <em>be</em> cross.'</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/32841</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/32841</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Drassil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2005 17:10:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Confuscious Says on Wed, 10 Nov 2004 16:26:04 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">or Many Hands make light work of keg of ale.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29780</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29780</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[HarveyTowers]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 10 Nov 2004 16:26:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Confuscious Says on Wed, 10 Nov 2004 12:44:49 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Confucious say: Many Hands' make terrible smell. (I do hope you'll get that one.)</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29771</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29771</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[darkDescender]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 10 Nov 2004 12:44:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Confuscious Says on Sun, 31 Oct 2004 20:08:03 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">...and dungeoneer who give wrong word get clobbered!</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29610</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29610</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[MoanaLiza]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 31 Oct 2004 20:08:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Confuscious Says on Sun, 31 Oct 2004 16:46:34 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">(That last one's quite ironic, for reasons I won't go into...)</p>
<p dir="auto">(For Christopher's team in Series 5) 'Only when a man has walked as a goblin, does he understand that he's seriously messed up his quest.'</p>
<p dir="auto">(For Helen's team in Series 4) 'Seek not powerful Transformation, when red wizard has shown you humble But.'</p>
<p dir="auto">(For Julie's team in Series 3) 'Goblins take no jewels, when they can take duels... with Jules.'</p>
<p dir="auto">(For Neil's team in Series 2) 'To cast a spell, spell.'</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29608</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29608</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Drassil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 31 Oct 2004 16:46:34 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Confuscious Says on Sun, 31 Oct 2004 09:26:52 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">You can't sign a peace treaty with a Pooka!</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29603</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29603</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[HarveyTowers]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 31 Oct 2004 09:26:52 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Confuscious Says on Wed, 20 Oct 2004 21:02:59 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">The seasons go out with a bang when fireworks are installed during the final episodes.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29525</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29525</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[MoanaLiza]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2004 21:02:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Confuscious Says on Wed, 20 Oct 2004 09:49:16 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Thanks, Moana!</p>
<p dir="auto">Confucious say: "All go downhill when Genie replace Elf"</p>
<p dir="auto">Confucious say: "Dungeoneer who enter Corridor of Blades often lose head"</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29508</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29508</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[darkDescender]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2004 09:49:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Confuscious Says on Tue, 19 Oct 2004 17:56:21 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Actually those are quite funny.</p>
<p dir="auto">Dungeoneer (S8) who enter corridor of Blade get short cut.</p>
<p dir="auto">Lord Fear installs plug sockets around the dungeon to try and give dungeoneers the electric shock treatment.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29505</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29505</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[MoanaLiza]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2004 17:56:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Confuscious Says on Tue, 19 Oct 2004 09:11:31 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I don't know why I'm bothering as I'll never be as funny as Drassill, but I can try...</p>
<p dir="auto">Confucious say: "Dungeoneer who dither like hell bound to end up there"</p>
<p dir="auto">Confucuious say: "Dungeoneer who carry humbugs meet sticky end"</p>
<p dir="auto">Confucious say: "Dungeoneer who enter ice kingdom be ready for frosty reception"</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29497</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29497</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[darkDescender]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2004 09:11:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Confuscious Says on Tue, 19 Oct 2004 02:04:51 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">'Child in large helmet needs three friends with one mind.'</p>
<p dir="auto">'Ask not why the snow queen resembles the forest warden.'</p>
<p dir="auto">'Even as causeway crumbles, may your cause not crumble.'</p>
<p dir="auto">'Drassil type quality'  - that's quite flattering! But I wouldn't like to think that anyone sees quantity or quality of posts as a matter for competition.</p>
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