This is Wolfenden

EVERYONE:

Boys and girls of every age

wouldn't you like to see something strange

Come with us and you will then,

find our town of Wolfenden

This is Wolfenden, this is Wolfenden,

Stormgeists wail in the dead of night

This is Wolfenden, everybody play again

quest and win till the dwellers come and cry in delight

It's our town, everybody’s den,

in this town of Wolfenden

FESTUS:

I am the one hiding in the dungeons,

never seen by any but I’ll chew on your bones

SLY:

I am the one hiding under your stairs,

breath like ale and greasy knotted hair

EVERYONE:

This is Wolfenden, this is Wolfenden, Wolfenden, Wolfenden, Wolfenden, Wolfenden…

POOKAS:

In this town we call home,

everyone hail to the pooka song

FEAR:

In this town, don't I love it now,

everybody's quailing for the next surprise

Round that corner, then,

hiding in the elf paths,

something's waiting now to pounce and how you'll..

Scream, this is Wolfenden…

DRAGONS:

red and black and slimy green,

Aren't you scared?

Well, that's just fine,

MOTLEY:

say it once, say it twice,

take a chance and roll the dice,

ride with the dragon in the dead of night

OAKLEY:

Everybody scream, everybody run,

in our town of Wolfenden

FOLLY:

I am the clown with the whitened face,

here in a flash and gone without a trace

ASSASSIN:

I am the who when you call "Who's there?",

I am the wind blowing through your hair

I am the shadow on the moon at night,

filling your dreams to the brim with fright

EVERYONE:

This is Wolfenden, this is Wolfenden, Wolfenden, Wolfenden, Wolfenden, Wolfenden…

Tender dungeoneers everywhere,

the game’s no fun without a good scare,

SKARKILL:

that's our job but we're not done

in our town of Wolfenden

SLY:

In this town, don't I love it now,

everyone's swooning when I catch them up

Great Lord Fear might be lurking near

and bolt like lightning,

make you jump out of your skin!

EVERYONE:

This is Wolfenden, everybody quest,

won't you please make way for Treguard’s best

Our man Tre is king of Castle K,

everyone hail to the dungeon king

Now, this is Wolfenden, this is Wolfenden, Wolfenden, Wolfenden, Wolfenden, Wolfenden…

POOKAS:

In this town we call home everyone hail to the pooka song

La la la la la, etc, etc…