<![CDATA[Re:Good Knews, Bad Knews]]>How about a new game - or a variation of an old one?

Members should add a piece of knews - alternating between good and bad - with a Knightmare theme until we reach a hilarious climax, or it becomes to dull for words!

I'll start you off (and no double posting!)

GOOD KNEWS

Treguard has a new assistant...

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/1369/re-good-knews-bad-knewsRSS for NodeSun, 13 Sep 2026 06:54:22 GMTSun, 07 Nov 2004 19:25:39 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Good Knews, Bad Knews on Mon, 29 Nov 2004 11:07:49 GMT]]>Good Knews: It only looks like he's gone into a violent anti-social rage. He's just really irked that Challenge have stopped showing Knightmare. He'll calm down as soon as the opium kicks in.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/30010https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/30010Mon, 29 Nov 2004 11:07:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Good Knews, Bad Knews on Fri, 26 Nov 2004 16:37:39 GMT]]>Bad knews: they have a rather antisocial effect on him.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29999https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29999Fri, 26 Nov 2004 16:37:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Good Knews, Bad Knews on Fri, 26 Nov 2004 11:02:21 GMT]]>Good Knews: Mr. Grimwold loves 'em.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29995https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29995Fri, 26 Nov 2004 11:02:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Good Knews, Bad Knews on Fri, 26 Nov 2004 10:38:00 GMT]]>Bad Knews: Fidjit don't like Pizzas

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29992https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29992Fri, 26 Nov 2004 10:38:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Good Knews, Bad Knews on Fri, 26 Nov 2004 10:23:52 GMT]]>Good Knews: The delivery boy delivered the pizzas to Fidjit's house by mistake.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29991https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29991Fri, 26 Nov 2004 10:23:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Good Knews, Bad Knews on Thu, 25 Nov 2004 15:55:56 GMT]]>Bad knews: The pizzas are cooked by Mildred and Mrs G.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29983https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29983Thu, 25 Nov 2004 15:55:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Good Knews, Bad Knews on Thu, 25 Nov 2004 10:35:38 GMT]]>Good Knews: The Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles can now afford a pizza or two.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29976https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29976Thu, 25 Nov 2004 10:35:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Good Knews, Bad Knews on Wed, 24 Nov 2004 22:54:06 GMT]]>Bad knews: unfortunately, LF was walking over a drain at the same time, so some of the cash was lost.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29971https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29971Wed, 24 Nov 2004 22:54:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Good Knews, Bad Knews on Tue, 23 Nov 2004 15:33:55 GMT]]>Good Knew: Martha uses the knife she is hiding and cuts a hole in the bag of cash causing it to spill out as Lord Fear leaves.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29960https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29960Tue, 23 Nov 2004 15:33:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Good Knews, Bad Knews on Mon, 22 Nov 2004 14:35:31 GMT]]>Bad Knews: Hordriss's attempts at fundraising are in vain as Lord Fear is planning a hold up.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29945https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29945Mon, 22 Nov 2004 14:35:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Good Knews, Bad Knews on Mon, 22 Nov 2004 13:03:04 GMT]]>Good knews: Hordriss, however, had already decided to go bald for Children In Need.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29943https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29943Mon, 22 Nov 2004 13:03:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Good Knews, Bad Knews on Mon, 22 Nov 2004 12:18:21 GMT]]>Bad Knews: Marta has been listening to Tom Jones's "Delilah" and is hiding a knife behind her back, ready to relieve Hordriss of his "Bride of Frankenstien" style hair.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29941https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29941Mon, 22 Nov 2004 12:18:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Good Knews, Bad Knews on Fri, 19 Nov 2004 23:18:55 GMT]]>Good knews: the sight of Marta distracts him from his tall stories.

(And no one say, "Bad knews: it's actually Lissard," because that would be predictable).

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29919https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29919Fri, 19 Nov 2004 23:18:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Good Knews, Bad Knews on Fri, 19 Nov 2004 11:05:24 GMT]]>Bad Knews: Hordriss has had one too many and now regales anyone near him with his 'true tales' about how he single-handedly defeated the Opposition.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29912https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29912Fri, 19 Nov 2004 11:05:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Good Knews, Bad Knews on Thu, 18 Nov 2004 20:59:33 GMT]]>Good News: They do cheap but good quality drinks.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29909https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29909Thu, 18 Nov 2004 20:59:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Good Knews, Bad Knews on Thu, 18 Nov 2004 19:24:34 GMT]]>Bad Knews: "The Short Cut" is actually a very poor quality night-club

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29908https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29908Thu, 18 Nov 2004 19:24:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Good Knews, Bad Knews on Thu, 18 Nov 2004 15:58:21 GMT]]>Good Knews: The damage has gained everyone access to "The Short Cut"

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29904https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29904Thu, 18 Nov 2004 15:58:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Good Knews, Bad Knews on Thu, 18 Nov 2004 13:53:01 GMT]]>Bad Knews: It causes damage to the wall

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29902https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29902Thu, 18 Nov 2004 13:53:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Good Knews, Bad Knews on Thu, 18 Nov 2004 13:27:45 GMT]]>Good Knews: The cat has a poor sense of direction and knocks itself out on a wall

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29901https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29901Thu, 18 Nov 2004 13:27:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Good Knews, Bad Knews on Thu, 18 Nov 2004 12:49:22 GMT]]>Bad Knews: The cat is so miffed at being shushed that it has gone on a killing spree in the lower levels.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29897https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29897Thu, 18 Nov 2004 12:49:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Good Knews, Bad Knews on Wed, 17 Nov 2004 13:34:03 GMT]]>Good Knews: Hordriss casts a S-H-U-S-H spell on the cat and it stops mewing.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29888https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29888Wed, 17 Nov 2004 13:34:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Good Knews, Bad Knews on Wed, 17 Nov 2004 11:02:54 GMT]]>Bad Knews: Ths constant mewing is beggining to get on people's nerves.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29887https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29887Wed, 17 Nov 2004 11:02:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Good Knews, Bad Knews on Tue, 16 Nov 2004 17:38:49 GMT]]>Good knews: That's no different from usual, since Sidriss' cat is a Cheshire Cat. Plenty of people have heard it around, and it sounds fine!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29863https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29863Tue, 16 Nov 2004 17:38:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Good Knews, Bad Knews on Tue, 16 Nov 2004 16:20:20 GMT]]>Bad Knews: No one's seen Sidriss' cat since Mildread made that specific 'special' pie

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29860https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/29860Tue, 16 Nov 2004 16:20:20 GMT