<![CDATA[New assitant for Treguard]]>if there was ever a series 9 what kind of assistant would be good? (not Pickle or Majida)

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/1388/new-assitant-for-treguardRSS for NodeSun, 13 Sep 2026 04:57:36 GMTMon, 13 Dec 2004 16:43:00 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to New assitant for Treguard on Thu, 10 Mar 2016 18:40:49 GMT]]>I thought Pickle was quite nice and helpful even when he was being naughty [in Treguard's view]. Majida was more like a strict school teacher to me and i think she treated Treguard like a child a bit. I guess everyone sees things differently.

I like Daisy as well.

Feel we need more elves in the dungeon! Please Tim can we have some more....... elves?

What about an Elf magican who was trained by Merlin.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/49092https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/49092Thu, 10 Mar 2016 18:40:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to New assitant for Treguard on Thu, 10 Mar 2016 18:28:18 GMT]]>

Postby sodoto » Sun Mar 20, 2005 4:35 pm

Father Jack from "Father Ted." Heee.

Father Jack..............

He'd just shout drink and Father Ted would have to run in with a bottle of something for him.

Father Jack: [Sits in Treguard's chair.Treguard moves closer to the advisors] Drink.

Treguard: [beat to advisors] I thought Pickle was a hard one to handle. Father Ted get some drink for us.

Father Ted: [annoyed] Again but he just drank the whole cellar.

[Pickle knocks on the door and calls out.] Cooeeeeeee Master I'm back. Do you and the team need anything.

Maybe Treguard will like Mrs Doyles tea.

Hope he likes tea or Mrs Doyle might be annoyed.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/49091https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/49091Thu, 10 Mar 2016 18:28:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to New assitant for Treguard on Fri, 15 Jul 2011 16:27:54 GMT]]>It would have to be me, seriously >:-] .

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/40863https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/40863Fri, 15 Jul 2011 16:27:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to New assitant for Treguard on Wed, 15 Jun 2011 17:49:16 GMT]]>

I can imagine it now...

'HOW DID THAT GOBSHITE GET TO LEVEL TWO?!?'

Hehehe.

LOL!!!! Oh my dad is a father ted fan but he wouldn't get that

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/40772https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/40772Wed, 15 Jun 2011 17:49:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to New assitant for Treguard on Mon, 16 May 2011 19:05:33 GMT]]>

failing to notice or care that Treguard is already sitting in it

That would be an ecumenical matter.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/40635https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/40635Mon, 16 May 2011 19:05:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to New assitant for Treguard on Mon, 16 May 2011 18:45:30 GMT]]>[A dungeoneer rushes back to the antechamber, having finally redeemed the elusive Cup. Father Jack beckons them enthusiastically, and the dungeoneer delivers the Cup into his waiting hands. He peers inside and is disgusted to find an absence of wine, mead or any other drink.]

Jack: "FECK OFF, CUP!" [hurls it through the magic mirror, then sits down grumpily in Treguard's chair, failing to notice or care that Treguard is already sitting in it]

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/40633https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/40633Mon, 16 May 2011 18:45:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to New assitant for Treguard on Mon, 16 May 2011 17:26:49 GMT]]>

Funny note: What about Father Jack from Father Ted

"Hurry, team, life force is fading! You need to find energy soon..."

"DRINK!"

"Yes, that's the sort of thing I mean..."

"DRINK!"

"Yes, like I s-..."

"DRINK!"

"Yes, I've made that point."

"DRINK!"

"There's no need to keep going on about it."

"GIRLS!!!"

"......No... the dungeoneer's a boy."

"GIRLS!!"

"Look, that's Hordriss the Confuser in that chamber, I really don't think you want to risk offending him."

"F*CK!"

Long pause.

"Yes, I'd agree with that."

All in all, still not as annoying as Pickle, or disruptive as Majida.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/40632https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/40632Mon, 16 May 2011 17:26:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to New assitant for Treguard on Fri, 13 May 2011 12:50:28 GMT]]>Serious note: I would mind seeing a PROPER elf type character this time. I thought Pickle looked like something from a pantomime! But I liked him non the less.

Funny note: What about Father Jack from Father Ted

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/40619https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/40619Fri, 13 May 2011 12:50:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to New assitant for Treguard on Wed, 04 May 2011 09:40:52 GMT]]>

Harsh...

...but fair.

Yes, an Igor type character- like the one on Count Duckula, only with less bird-like features. Obviously.

Count Duckula and Knightmare! My childhood in the 80s! Funny, along with Ghostbusters and The Trap Door I seem to be weaned on creepy TV prgogrammes.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/40588https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/40588Wed, 04 May 2011 09:40:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to New assitant for Treguard on Tue, 17 Aug 2010 16:57:10 GMT]]>

Bonnie Langford.

No, just, no. She was annoying in Doctor Who, shame, I normally like gingers!

On topic, I would agree that Treguard was better on his own, both Pickle and Majida were annoying IMO (Majida marginally less so than Pickle)

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/39276https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/39276Tue, 17 Aug 2010 16:57:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to New assitant for Treguard on Thu, 17 Jun 2010 02:19:07 GMT]]>I think the next logical step in the progression from Pickle to Majida would be Captain Jack Sparrow. Ish.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/39114https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/39114Thu, 17 Jun 2010 02:19:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to New assitant for Treguard on Mon, 26 Apr 2010 23:12:12 GMT]]>K-9 would be good.

Treguard- Welcome Watcher's, once again Temporal Disruption has gone, the Quest is on. A Team of Brave Adventurer's our currently languishing in the deeper depths of my lair. K-9, read out the Progress Report and fill us all in on how this team our doing.

K-9- Affirmative Master.

Richard O' Brien would also be good, he would be good at hamming it up to the camera in the closing moments of the episodes, and Tony Robinson playing a Baldrick-esque character would be my last choice.

Treguard- Warning Teams, do not linger, time is not on your side and you have to move fast if you want to get to Level 2.

Baldrick- Do not despair team, all that talk of moving fast was just a Dead Herring, for I have a Cunning Plan that can't fail.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/38905https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/38905Mon, 26 Apr 2010 23:12:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to New assitant for Treguard on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 17:58:40 GMT]]>I just thought I'd post my opinion even thogh this has run for yoinks,

Here goes deep breath

Bruce Forsyth!

Treguard: Welcome watchers of illusion, to the castle of confusion

Brucie: Nice to see you, to see you...

Advisors: NICE!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/32592https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/32592Fri, 21 Oct 2005 17:58:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to New assitant for Treguard on Sun, 15 May 2005 20:39:26 GMT]]>Does anyone reackon that Treguard should do an 'The Apprentice' thing to pick a new assitant like in the TV show, 'The Apprentice'

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31528https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31528Sun, 15 May 2005 20:39:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to New assitant for Treguard on Sun, 15 May 2005 19:33:50 GMT]]>What about Egor and Nanny from Duckula

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31527https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31527Sun, 15 May 2005 19:33:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to New assitant for Treguard on Sun, 15 May 2005 16:48:24 GMT]]>maybe even a computer generated character like gollum

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31526https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31526Sun, 15 May 2005 16:48:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to New assitant for Treguard on Sun, 15 May 2005 16:46:37 GMT]]>frank spencer

frank: ooh master, they seem to be in abit a trouble,

treguard: indeed they do mr spencer, what do u suggest they do ?

frank: hwell...hmmmhmmm... (does confused expression 😮 )

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31525https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31525Sun, 15 May 2005 16:46:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to New assitant for Treguard on Sat, 30 Apr 2005 08:52:57 GMT]]>"This is The People's Dungeon, Where The People Have The People's Way - In The People's Dungeon"

Eghads... Tony Blair could get through the entire game easily - no-one would want to touch/talk/interact in any way with him 😮

And yes.. I meant Marijda

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31292https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31292Sat, 30 Apr 2005 08:52:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to New assitant for Treguard on Fri, 29 Apr 2005 20:07:19 GMT]]>I think either Tony Blair will be needed a new job if he looses the election next week, you can imagine him ignoring Treguard and try to tell the advisors to hunt for those secret and hidden WMD's of Lord Fear's.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31285https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31285Fri, 29 Apr 2005 20:07:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to New assitant for Treguard on Fri, 29 Apr 2005 15:12:53 GMT]]>I think you mean Majida when you say 'Melissa' there?

I think the idea of Pickle was that he seemed to have good knowledge of the new forest location in season 4, so it was seen as a good way to fill in Treguard's lack of knowledge about the area. It could be argued that his usefulness disappeared after that, however.

I think thereafter, the assistant was used as a bridge between Treguad and the advissors, someone who could build up the tension and get just as excited as the team members did, something Treguard could rarely do.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31280https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31280Fri, 29 Apr 2005 15:12:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to New assitant for Treguard on Fri, 29 Apr 2005 08:33:57 GMT]]>I think Treguard is too good to be plagued by an assistant, I mean - what exactly did they do tyhat Treguard couldnt? In all the clips I've seen of Melissa Whoever All she sais is 'Oh no - thats not fair'

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31271https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31271Fri, 29 Apr 2005 08:33:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to New assitant for Treguard on Thu, 28 Apr 2005 19:13:11 GMT]]>I think he could replace Brother Mace or better still Merlin. "DRINK"

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31270https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31270Thu, 28 Apr 2005 19:13:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to New assitant for Treguard on Thu, 24 Mar 2005 16:39:40 GMT]]>How about Lord Fear? It sounds ludicrous but it would be funny!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/30999https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/30999Thu, 24 Mar 2005 16:39:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to New assitant for Treguard on Thu, 24 Mar 2005 11:13:25 GMT]]>Maybe a sprite type character, like Pixel but with more up to date animation?

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