Thank you for coming here

I'm sorry that the chair is all worn   

The cavemen made it when you were born

Christmas is over now

Your decorations got thrown away

Not another spell for today

We've had enough of you, had enough of you

Your presence doesn't make me feel small

You're nothing but a bumbling old fool

Old (Old)

Aging has taken his toll   

You've lost the power to know

You're unbelievable

Always persisting, 'cause you are

Old (Old)

Bad that you're bound to return

It's timing, we wish you'd learned   

You're unbelievable, always persisting

When you are casting spells

I hope you take a little less time   

A pause like yours is almost a crime

It's only three years ago

The wizard with the wand and the cloak

You turned into a senile old joke

Now we're annoyed with you, we're annoyed with you

My hatred's like a high dungeon wall

You're nothing but a bumbling old fool

Old (Old)

Aging has taken his toll

You've lost the power to know

You're unbelievable

Always persisting, 'cause you are

Old (Old)

Bad that you're bound to return

It's timing, we wish you'd learned

You're unbelievable, always persisting...