Prior to going on Knightmare, a team discusses a direction strategy that is distinctly untraditional. It's based on the lyrics of the Pet Shop Boys' version of Go West, but with due credit to the Village People, here is the video for their earlier version.

(Together) We will find our way

(Together) We will win someday

(Together) Pencils in our hands

(Together) We will make our plans

(Together) We will fly so high

(Providing) That a dragon’s nigh

(Together) We’ll pass Level Two

(Together) This is what we'll do

(Go left) Life is peaceful there

(Go left) While we’re on Knightmare

(Go left) Where the screens are blue

(Go left) This is what we're gonna do

(Together) We will love the woods

(Together) We will trade for goods

(Together) We’ll find food for life

(Together) We will work and strive

(I trust you) I know you trust me

(I need you) How could I disagree?

(So that's why) I make no protest

(When you say) You will win the quest

(Go left) Life is peaceful there

(Go left) While we’re on Knightmare

(Go left) Team of one plus three

(Go left) This is our destiny

(Go left) Fun in wintertime

(Go left) We will do just fine

(Go left) Where the screens are blue

(Go left, this is what we're gonna do)

Right down to Level Three

We'll be (We'll be) what we want to be (Aah aah aah aah)

Now if we head on down

We'll find (We'll find) our promised crown

(I know that) There are many doors

(To go through) And pass holes in floors

(Together) We will find a route

(To follow) Plus we’ll pick up fruit

(Without rush) And the pace back right

(The hustling) And the need to fight

(I know I'm) Ready to quest too

(So that's what) We are gonna do...