<![CDATA[Knightmare Themepark]]>What kind of things would you expect to see in a KM thempark?

Sewers of Goth boart rid.

Minecart ride

Smirkanauf flight simulator. One of those where the seats move about.

Mt Fear rollercoaster

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/1408/knightmare-themeparkRSS for NodeSun, 13 Sep 2026 07:01:13 GMTFri, 28 Jan 2005 12:23:37 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Themepark on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 01:21:39 GMT]]>I declare this thread the winner of the Thread Necromancy prize. Exhumed not once, but twice!

Besides, throwing pies into Elita's mouth is like shooting fish in a barrel... with a bazooka.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37152https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37152Sun, 31 Aug 2008 01:21:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Themepark on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 19:05:58 GMT]]>What a great idea!

The Forbidden Corner 'theme park', in North Yorkshire, always reminds me of Knightmare. If they ever re-made the programme, it would be eye-shield heaven for producers.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37144https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37144Fri, 29 Aug 2008 19:05:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Themepark on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:51:22 GMT]]>A minecart rollercoaster would be essential, although perhaps without the crash at the end.

How about a full-size walk-in Knightmare game type thing, like the old Cyberdome Crystal Maze games that were at some bowling alleys?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35957https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35957Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:51:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Themepark on Thu, 30 Jun 2005 23:46:19 GMT]]>A corridor of blades similation (foam blades maybe).

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31973https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31973Thu, 30 Jun 2005 23:46:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Themepark on Thu, 16 Jun 2005 17:38:19 GMT]]>

What about another simulated ride aboard Cpt. N's ship?

...with a giftshop selling Cpt. N's hats!

hows about locking elita up in the stocks and paying a couple of quid to chuck pies in her face

...and you get a prize if five go into her mouth, all at once!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31845https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31845Thu, 16 Jun 2005 17:38:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Themepark on Thu, 12 May 2005 22:34:02 GMT]]>What about a ducking stool

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31493https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31493Thu, 12 May 2005 22:34:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Themepark on Thu, 12 May 2005 14:49:40 GMT]]>hows about locking elita up in the stocks and paying a couple of quid to chuck pies in her face

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31478https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31478Thu, 12 May 2005 14:49:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Themepark on Sat, 30 Apr 2005 22:01:48 GMT]]>A Knightmare funhouse (definately without Pat Sharpe). It could have wellways in it as well as a corridor of blades, swinging axe room that didn't make it into series 4 pendulum room, corridor of spears (made of foam of course)

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31306https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31306Sat, 30 Apr 2005 22:01:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Themepark on Sat, 30 Apr 2005 21:48:31 GMT]]>Blatently a Corridor of Blades with the blades being foam.. for obvious safety reasons

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31305https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31305Sat, 30 Apr 2005 21:48:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Themepark on Fri, 29 Apr 2005 23:11:04 GMT]]>block and tackle as like one of those side games things. it'd be like the platform and underneath would be a bouncy castle, and some parts of the platform would be pulled away to the side at different times and motorised blocks would go back and forth trying to knock people off. everything would be padded tho so if you got hit the life force skull didnt really appear where you were and then show you dying

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31290https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31290Fri, 29 Apr 2005 23:11:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Themepark on Fri, 25 Feb 2005 19:39:16 GMT]]>It would if you had to pay silver or gold and then he would just grunt instead of pointing out the sites.

How about Folly tours.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/30669https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/30669Fri, 25 Feb 2005 19:39:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Themepark on Fri, 25 Feb 2005 11:16:05 GMT]]>A boat ride across Dunshelm River, with the boatman... Fare would be a rip-off though wouldn't it

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/30659https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/30659Fri, 25 Feb 2005 11:16:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Themepark on Mon, 31 Jan 2005 22:15:11 GMT]]>You could have anamatronic figures or monsteres such as Ariadne, catacombite, Dreaded Khar etc.

A Knightmare castle like the one in Disneyland.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/30436https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/30436Mon, 31 Jan 2005 22:15:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Themepark on Mon, 31 Jan 2005 14:07:04 GMT]]>Including the smells of Lissard and Sly. Makes me feel sick just thinking about it. Lets hope that the people havn't just eaten before they go in then.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/30431https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/30431Mon, 31 Jan 2005 14:07:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Themepark on Mon, 31 Jan 2005 11:28:22 GMT]]>The haunted house or ghost train could be like Jorvic, "With all the sights, sounds and smells of the dungeon."

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/30430https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/30430Mon, 31 Jan 2005 11:28:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Themepark on Fri, 28 Jan 2005 15:58:12 GMT]]>What about another simulated ride aboard Cpt. N's ship?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/30417https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/30417Fri, 28 Jan 2005 15:58:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Themepark on Fri, 28 Jan 2005 15:31:53 GMT]]>CoB and B&T!

Only kidding. There could be a wellway similar to a helter skelter and the White Floating Skulls and Assassins could be in the haunted house.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/30416https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/30416Fri, 28 Jan 2005 15:31:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Themepark on Fri, 28 Jan 2005 15:10:58 GMT]]>Cloudwalker ride (similar to the Viking ship at Alton towers)

Some kind of funhouse (not like the one with Pat Sharpe)

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/30415https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/30415Fri, 28 Jan 2005 15:10:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Themepark on Fri, 28 Jan 2005 14:08:33 GMT]]>The Craized Heifer - resturant

Wolfenden Market - the gift shop

The s3 minecart (between l2 & l3) - rollercoaster

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/30414https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/30414Fri, 28 Jan 2005 14:08:33 GMT