the lion in carebears (how does Darwin explain that one)

rusty yarn

apples with pips

apples without pips

a pommegranite in an overcoat

ferrets that are not on leashes

diesel theft (especially red diesel)

fake lead (ie:the stuff you get in pencils nowadays grrr its just not the same without the danger)

when i arrive at the roupe late and all the best trough is gone (curses)

etc