<![CDATA[Knightmare Political Party]]>Seeing as the real elections are coming soon here's a question... if there was a Knightmare Political Party, who would be in it and what would they be doing?

eg

Lord Fear - Leader of the party

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/1442/knightmare-political-partyRSS for NodeMon, 14 Sep 2026 21:55:56 GMTTue, 05 Apr 2005 17:00:48 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Political Party on Tue, 10 May 2005 18:09:35 GMT]]>The Gatekeeper would make a good speaker

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31444https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31444Tue, 10 May 2005 18:09:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Political Party on Tue, 10 May 2005 13:53:17 GMT]]>Shame, Lord F would of been good, at least Dick and Dom didn't come in the top three, or even run.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31436https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31436Tue, 10 May 2005 13:53:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Political Party on Mon, 09 May 2005 13:27:28 GMT]]>I had social studies today where we 'voted' the parliament. We got to nominate 'people'

I nominated Lord Fear

the teacher then decided the parties and Lord Fear was a social demokrat.... 😮 (I tried to tell him, that Lord Fear is evil and he would be much, much better suited to, pretty much any other party)

Funnily Lord Fear got the third most votes (he lost to Donald Duck and Stalin)

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31407https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31407Mon, 09 May 2005 13:27:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Political Party on Sun, 08 May 2005 21:59:53 GMT]]>Cedric - Minister for Sport.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31402https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31402Sun, 08 May 2005 21:59:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Political Party on Sun, 08 May 2005 18:09:06 GMT]]>Robert Kilroy-Silk of the Granitas Party didn't do very well anyway...

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31397https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31397Sun, 08 May 2005 18:09:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Political Party on Sun, 08 May 2005 16:50:04 GMT]]>Motley: Arts and Entertainment. Hmm I could just picture Barry doing those pre and post election interviews also.

Anyway who won the dugeon election then?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31392https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31392Sun, 08 May 2005 16:50:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Political Party on Sun, 08 May 2005 09:37:41 GMT]]>well if any of them had been in the elections id have voted for amy of them got to be better than those who are in power now, lool

i can see pickle staring a party being the moaning elf party,lls he ever did was moan especialy s6

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31386https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31386Sun, 08 May 2005 09:37:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Political Party on Sun, 17 Apr 2005 13:30:12 GMT]]>Industry spokesman: Bumptious

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31201https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31201Sun, 17 Apr 2005 13:30:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Political Party on Sun, 17 Apr 2005 00:19:55 GMT]]>Don't you mean, like Mogdred he always promised falsehoods...?

Anyway...

Back-Bencher who never does anything: Gibbet

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31200https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31200Sun, 17 Apr 2005 00:19:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Political Party on Sat, 09 Apr 2005 10:34:21 GMT]]>Unlike Mogded he never promised falsehoods in exchange for people pledging their support to him...

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31128https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31128Sat, 09 Apr 2005 10:34:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Political Party on Fri, 08 Apr 2005 21:18:05 GMT]]>What do you get if you cross Lord Fear with Sylvester Hands?

A balding, scheming crook who led the Oposition and plotted to take over the realm but is drunken, ugly, thoroughly disreputable, universally derided, never able to make up his mind about how to deal with his opponents and more of a hindrance than a help to the Opposition and had only one brief success in four years.

In other words, William Hague.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31125https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31125Fri, 08 Apr 2005 21:18:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Political Party on Fri, 08 Apr 2005 15:15:58 GMT]]>

Seeing as the real elections are coming soon here's a question... if there was a Knightmare Political Party, who would be in it and what would they be doing?

eg

Lord Fear - Leader of the party

That's funny - I always thought Lord Fear would be:

Leader of the Opposition

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31122https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31122Fri, 08 Apr 2005 15:15:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Political Party on Thu, 07 Apr 2005 21:41:44 GMT]]>Surely that would be Rothberry?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31114https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31114Thu, 07 Apr 2005 21:41:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Political Party on Thu, 07 Apr 2005 09:36:13 GMT]]>Gumboil would also make a fine Minister of Health, imo.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31110https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31110Thu, 07 Apr 2005 09:36:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Political Party on Wed, 06 Apr 2005 21:58:30 GMT]]>Gumboil: home affaris (with Skarkill responsible for prisons and the Dreadnaut for immigration, though that would probably lead to immigration policies unrealistically liberal for Britain)

Brother Mace: culture, media and sport

Gwendolin: environment

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31107https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31107Wed, 06 Apr 2005 21:58:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Political Party on Wed, 06 Apr 2005 17:37:50 GMT]]>Julius Scaramonger as Trade Secretary...

Mogdred as Foreign Affairs minister? Hmm.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31105https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31105Wed, 06 Apr 2005 17:37:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Political Party on Wed, 06 Apr 2005 17:12:55 GMT]]>Elita - spokesperson for annoying TV interview. Atlast someone who would tell Paxman to shut up on Newsnight.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31100https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31100Wed, 06 Apr 2005 17:12:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Political Party on Wed, 06 Apr 2005 16:23:52 GMT]]>

Snapper Jack - Education Secretary!

His policy would probably be two gets you through- all gcse exams would be just three questions NOOOO. And if the kidsies failed they'd get trapped in a net. 😮 That'll stop them achieving their goals! Thats a terrible joke I apologise

Brother Mace- foreign secretary?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31098https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31098Wed, 06 Apr 2005 16:23:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Political Party on Wed, 06 Apr 2005 13:45:26 GMT]]>Snapper Jack - Education Secretary!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31097https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31097Wed, 06 Apr 2005 13:45:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Political Party on Tue, 05 Apr 2005 22:02:52 GMT]]>Treguard: party chairman

Fatilla: chief whip

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31096https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/31096Tue, 05 Apr 2005 22:02:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Political Party on Tue, 05 Apr 2005 18:36:40 GMT]]>Lissard - Spin Doctor

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