Just a perfect Mage.

Use magic perfectly in the dark,

And then later, for a lark,

We go "Ni!".

Just a perfect mage,

Help dungeoneers in level two,

Then later, I test them, too,

And then "Ni!".

Oh One's such a perfect Mage,

One assures you, One's better than you.

Oh such a perfect mage,

You just can't compare to One,

You just can't compare to One.

Just a perfect mage,

No problems, One's far too great,

leave dungeoneers to their fate.

It's such fun.

Just a perfect mage,

One really does love Onesself.

Guarranteed, there's no one else,

who's as good.

Oh One's such a perfect mage,

One assures you One's better than you.

Oh such a perfect mage,

You just can't compare to One,

You just can't compare to One.