"Can't you tell that you needed the nightsight?"

Maybe I should buy some old fireball brandy?

"Welcome back to the age of adventure.

What have you been spellcastin' lately, honey?

You can't dispel sorcery till you spend a lot of money."

Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new quests

Funny, but it's still Truth and Justice to me.

What's the matter with the helmet I'm wearing?

"Can't you tell that it's out of style?"

Should I get an eye shield matchin'?

"Are you gonna change your style?

Nowadays you can't be too sentimental

You best bet's a good ol' pony tail Continental."

Insight, Nightsight, even if it's the powdered sh**e

It's still Truth and Justice to me.

Oh, it doesn't matter what they say in the scrolls

'Cause it's still the same dungeon scene.

There's a new maid in town, the levels still go down

But you can't get the quest item just from a scheme...

Thought out by your average team

How about a nice little key

And a really bright red firestone?

"You could really be a dungeon champion baby

If you just stay true to the code.

Don't waste your money on an invisable sword,

You get more mileage from a cheap blocker password."

Next phase, new shift, troll craze, anyways

It's still Truth and Justice to me.

What's a matter with the view I'm seeing?

"Don't you know that spyglasses are out of touch?"

Should I try to be Hordriss' top student?

"If you are then you know too much.

Don't you know about the new baddies laddie?

All you need are dance spells and a whole potta honey."

It's the next phase, new shift, troll craze, anyways

It's still Truth and Justice to me.

Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new quests

Funny, but it's still Truth and Justice to me.

(original song; It's still Rock and Roll to me)