(As for 'You Can't Hurry Love': The Supremes made it a classic in 1966. Phil Collins merely stole it.)

Excellent to see so many enjoyable contributions to the thread. This one is a reworking of the Beatles song Let It Be, and refers to the SHROUD scene from Series 2. (Details here: http://interactive.knightmare.org.uk/lexicon/entry/SHROUD ). Official audio

When I find myself in times of trouble

Master Treguard lets me know

Something I've forgotten - letter O

Our heads are full of darkness

He can't stand that we've nowhere to go

Something I've forgotten - letter O

Letter O, letter O

Letter O, letter O

Something I've forgotten

Letter O

And when the scatter-brained advisors

Have no intellects to show

There will be an answer - letter O

For though he seems constrained, old Treguard

Realises their minds are slow

There will be an answer - letter O

Letter O, letter O

Letter O, letter O

Something I've forgotten

Letter O

And when a boy is shrouded, Dungeon

Masters change the status quo

Oh dear what a pity, letter O

His friends' minds were too clouded, Mogdred

Really was a tough old foe

Oh dear what a pity, letter O

Letter O, letter O

Letter O, letter O

Oh dear what a pity

Letter O...