The magical staff beside his chair

Gets switched to overload

And nobody's gonna do a quest today

If they get in he spellcasts HOME

And Pickle doesn't understand it

Although he knows that Treguard's getting old

And he can see no reason

'Cause there are no reasons

What reason do you need to be shown?

Tell me why

I don't like Fridays

It's because

They're 'kids might die' days

Blocks or blades

Or spells or causeways

I want to shut

The whole Dungeon

The dank viewing pool makes Fear feel cool

As he speaks to a waiting world

And Pickle feels so shocked

Treguard's world is rocked

And their thoughts turn to

The boys and the girls

8 to 14 ain't so peachy keen

No, it ain't so neat to admit defeat

They can see no reasons

'Cause there are no reasons

What reason do you need to be shown?

Tell me why

I don't like Fridays

It's because

They're 'kids might die' days

Blocks or blades

Or spells or causeways

I want to shut

The Dungeon down

All the playing's stopped in the Dungeon now

He wants to polish his sword awhile

And school's out early and soon we'll be learning

And the lesson today is how to die

And then the fire crackles

And Morghanna cackles

With the problems and the hows and whys

And he can see no reasons

'Cause there are no reasons

What reason do you need to die?

Tell me why

I don't like Fridays

It's because

They're 'kids might die' days

Blocks or blades

Or spells or causeways

I want to shut

The whole Dungeon...