Calling all Brave-ones, calling all Brave-ones, calling all brave-ones oo---ou

There's trouble in Dunshelm

My dungeoneers just aren't winning

There's trouble in Dunshelm

Fears already been gloating

Some trader told Hordriss a lot of lies

so now my teams are falling

From causeways like a pack of flies

There's trouble in Dunshelm

Quest-items're no longer mine

There's trouble in Dunshelm

Hordriss did you have to re-align?

They told him I'd taken sidriss' virtue

Come on I wouldn't want her, please;

She wouldn't know what to do!

Mr. Motley, Mr. Ridolfo

Tell him I never touched her so

If needed put up a fight

The Powers that Be need putting right.

There's trouble in Dunshelm

the Dungeon's not the same

The watchers sit & cry

They say it's such a shame

They'd like our tvshow to be on like before

Then the trouble in Dunshelm will be no more...