Lord Fear singing:

You could never know what it's like

When all you've got left is a rusty mike

I'm going to sing for what it's worth

And scare every living creature left on the earth

'Cos I'm still scary

After everything

Looking for something terrifying

to scare off all those kids

I'm still scary after all this time

Picking up the pieces of my armour

Without kiddies on my side

I never thought I wouldn't win

But it seems Treguard's proved me wrong again

The threats I made never held you down

And if the dungeon was still running

You'd be gone by now

'Cos I'm still scary

After everything

Looking for something terrifying

to scare off all those kids

I'm still scary after all this time

Picking up the pieces of my armour

Without kiddies on my side

I'm still scary (Lissard: Yesssss, Yessss, Yessss)

I'm still scary (Lissard: Yesssss, Yessss, Yessss)