SPLAT!

I mean....

All I Want Is Knightmare to View - Billy, Darren and Mashibinbin

I don't quest a lot at Christmas,

There's this show that's really good,

I don't care about the perils,

underneath the Dunkley Wood.

I just want to win the Cup

Let's just hope I don't mess up

May my path be true...

All I want is Knightmare to view!

I don't quest a lot at Christmas,

There's this show that's really good,

I don't care about the perils,

underneath the Dunkley Wood.

I don't need to hang the helmet

There upon the fireplace

Evil powers won't make me happy

With a spell cast in this way

I just want to win the Cup

Let's just hope I don't mess up

May my path be true...

All I want is Knightmare to view!

Ooooooh Treguard!

Oh please give me a brand new series,

or some reruns of the show

(and I) I'm just gonna keep on waiting

Why its cancelled I don't know!

I don't care if it's on Challenge,

ITV or BBC,

I will even stay awake to,

watch it after half past three

Cause I just want it back tonight,

Never giving up the fight

All the rest is poo, really

All I want is Knightmare to view!

Ooooooh Nasty!

Wooooooooah-oh! All the shows are boring,

they're running out of steeeeeeeam!

Uninspired music,

awful tv themes,

And everyone is singing,

the timeout bells are ringing!

Tim oh won't you bring me the thing I really need

Won't you please bring the show back for me!

Oh I don't watch a lot at Christmas,

just one show I'm asking for,

I just wanna see ol' Treggie,

standing in that dungeon door...

I just want to win the cup,

let's just hope I don't mess up,

may my path be truuuuuue,

oh really all I want is Knightmaaaaaaaaaaaaare! Tooooooooooooooooo vieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew! Oooooooooooh tasty!

All I want is Knightmare, to viiiiiiiiiiiiew nasty!

All I want is Knightmare, to viiiiiiiiiiiiiiew Treguard! (fade out)