<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Parody of Merry Christmas Everyone and Sleigh Ride]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a href="http://www.knightmare.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=46&amp;t=4622" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">Nice</a>!  <a href="http://www.knightmare.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=46&amp;t=4607" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">I was going to rhyme "Drassil" with castle but the rest of the sentence wouldn't go.</a></p>
<p dir="auto">Rest of the song I did earlier:</p>
<p dir="auto">Time for drinking and singing</p>
<p dir="auto">People questing all day long</p>
<p dir="auto">Time for lootings</p>
<p dir="auto">And exchanging gold bars</p>
<p dir="auto">Time for looking through the glass</p>
<p dir="auto">We're gonna have a quest tonight</p>
<p dir="auto">I'm gonna find that girl underneath the helm</p>
<p dir="auto">We'll win by firelight</p>
<p dir="auto">Room is swaying, contestants playing</p>
<p dir="auto">All the challenges, in good time</p>
<p dir="auto">Block and tackle, play your cards right</p>
<p dir="auto">Until the time out bells will chime</p>
<p dir="auto">I'll put the whole thing together soon.</p>
<p dir="auto">And a last Christmas offering from me:</p>
<p dir="auto">Just hear that Elita yapping</p>
<p dir="auto">Snap, snap snapping too</p>
<p dir="auto">Come on, it's lovely weather</p>
<p dir="auto">For a dragon ride to level two</p>
<p dir="auto">Outside the snow is falling</p>
<p dir="auto">Advisors are calling "Get on"</p>
<p dir="auto">Come on, it's lovely weather</p>
<p dir="auto">And with a firestone swapping, we're gone</p>
<p dir="auto">Smirkenorff, Smirkenorff, Smirkenorff let's go</p>
<p dir="auto">We're stars of the show</p>
<p dir="auto">We're riding and I know I can't let go</p>
<p dir="auto">Smirkenorff, Smirkenorff, Smirkenorff it's fine</p>
<p dir="auto">Just sat on your spine</p>
<p dir="auto">We're gliding along and the view is simply divine</p>
<p dir="auto">I'm getting a little nosy and comfy cosy am I</p>
<p dir="auto">I want to ask you if you would like to go further to fly</p>
<p dir="auto">Let's take the road before us and forget about level two</p>
<p dir="auto">Come on, it's lovely weather for a nice flight together with you</p>
<p dir="auto">My advisors can't believe it, neither can Treguard</p>
<p dir="auto">It'll be the perfect ending though our plans were marred</p>
<p dir="auto">We'll be singing the songs we love to sing heard from every treetop</p>
<p dir="auto">Quest is over, my friends the adventure must stop</p>
<p dir="auto">(ADVISORS: Stop! Stop! Stop!)</p>
<p dir="auto">There's a happy feeling nothing in the world can buy</p>
<p dir="auto">When we get the saddle and we together shall fly</p>
<p dir="auto">A shame we loved it so much we forgot about Level Two</p>
<p dir="auto">But Smirky, I still enjoyed that beautiful dragon ride with you</p>
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