Official recording of full song

Don't watch Tony Hart and Morph

Switch to Dunshelm

Mine-carts, ogres, Smirkenorff

It will overwhelm

Might solve a mystery, while feet get blistery

Dunshelm!

(a - whooh ooh)

Each Friday they're out there having Funshelm

(a - whooh ooh)

Helms to wear when all is said and Dunshelm

An antechamber

(Treguard's resting)

Enter stranger

(Now there's questing)

What to do?

Just tune into some Dunshelm

(a - whooh ooh)

Each Friday they're out there having Funshelm

(a - whooh ooh)

Helms to wear when all is said and Dunshelm

(a-whooh ooh)

Not steersman's helm or soldier's helm, no - Dunshelm!

(a - whooh ooh!)