Continuing the TV theme theme, if they based the Knightmare theme on the Friends theme (after all, a dungeoneer's best friend is - or should be - his advisor)...

So no one said the quest was gonna be this way

You lost your gold, you're cold, it all looks blue today

It's like you're always stuck on Level Two

But when you have no help from scrolls, from elves, from spells, and haven't a clue, then

I'll beware for you

When the blocks start to fall

I'll beware for you

When a face fills the wall

I'll beware for you

Are you scared for me too?