This one's based on something I said in chat a few months ago.

Treguard, elated that another team has won Knightmare, goes mental and starts jumping around the antechamber, making scary faces at the camera. Original lyrics here: http://www.lyricsdomain.com/16/prodigy/firestarter.html

*Hey! Hey! Hey!

I'm the main quest starter, Game On activator!

I'm the Fear addicted, Opposition hated! (Hey! Hey! Hey!)

I'm the dungeon master, twisted dungeon master! (Hey! Hey! Hey!)

Wicked dungeon master, twisted dungeon master! (Hey! Hey! Hey!)

I'm the dungeon master, twisted dungeon master!

Many months I've waited! I'm infatuated!

Yeah! Life force pie I've tasted, fell intoxicated! (Hey! Hey! Hey!)

I'm the dungeon master, twisted dungeon master! (Hey! Hey! Hey!)

Gnarly dungeon master, twisted dungeon master! (Hey! Hey! Hey!)

I'm a self-inflicted, advisor helper!

Yeah! And apart from Mogdred, expert interrupter! (Hey! Hey! Hey!)

I'm the dungeon master, twisted dungeon master! (Hey! Hey! Hey!)

Swanky dungeon master, twisted dungeon master!

I'm the dungeon master, twisted dungeon master!

Master, master, master...

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey!*