Instead after listening to my recently acquired grange hill album of recordings from 1986 here is the Beach Boy's The Wanderer given the Mashi Makeover...

Oh well I'm the type of guy who never stays above ground

Where clue objects are well, you know that I'm around

I take 'em and I store 'em 'cause to me they're all for gain

I bribe 'em and I trick 'em and sometimes call their name

They call me the Dungeoneer yeah the Dungeoner

I quest around around around...

Oh well there's Romahna on my left and there's Sidriss on my right

And Marta is the girl with that I gained the nightsight

And when she asks me who helped me the best

I bring out the ring Stiletta gave from her chest

'Cause I'm the Dungeoneer yeah the Dungeoneer

I quest around around around...

Oh well I quest from levels' One to Three

I have read the scrolls you see

'Tho I've put that Spyglass down

Fears' technomancy has me stuck to the ground.

I'm the type of guy that never stays above ground

I'm never long in one place I roam from room to room

And when I find Hordiss a-fallin' for some trap

I cast that spell of mine and show him the real world

Yeah I'm the Dungeoneer yeah the Dungeoneer

I quest around around around...