(adapted from Bobby Vee's Take good care of my baby)

My jokes are failing

'cos she's been locked away.

though Sidriss and Stiletta stir me so,

there something that I got to say:

Take good care of my Melly,

I know that I let her fall far below.

Just tell Mr G he adores her

make sure you're questing for her

in every wellway you fall through.

Take good care of my Melly,

now don't you ever make her cry.

Don’t let goblins surround her,

Waving their clubs all around her,

And don't let on her age is a lie.

Once upon a time

that little maid was mine.

If I had been true

She'd never have got past Level 2.

So take good care of my Melly,

be prepared to dance round a tree!

And if you should discover

that you don't really want her

just send my her up rope ward to me.

Take good care of my Melly,

be just as kind as you can be.

And if you should discover

that you don't really want her

just send her up rope ward to me.

Take good care of my Melly,

take good care of my Melly,

take good care of my Melly. ..