Well I'm gonna go a questing

And I'm gonna go for glory

gonna try and survive the Knightmare dungeon

Just tryin' to earn myself a Frightknight trophy

Well, I got to level 1 found the trapdoor was locked

A red Dragon said

”Sorry Kid time for you to fry”

“Ohhh Nasty!!”

Sometime I wonder

What I'm gonnna do but

There ain't no cure

For the Knightmare blues

Well, my advisers told me

you ort to take the Horn.

If you wanner get past that awful

Goblin Master

Well, I Blew on that Horn

but no help did come.

And Skarkill said, "You ain’t got no gold

so your going no further."

“Ohhh Nasty!!”

Sometime I wonder

What I'm gonnna do but

There ain't no cure

For the Knightmare blues

Gonna Take Lord Fear’s ring

Gonna trade with Julius Scaramounger

Gonna try and bride Slimy Sylvester Hands

Offered Him the ring to buy his silence

Well, I thought we had a deal

He took that ring and made to let me past

But then tied me up with his magic Rope

Off all The Villains to fall to I have to fall to Sly!! “

Ohhh Nasty!!”

Sometime I wonder

What I'm gonnna do but

There ain't no cure

For the Knightmare blues

No there ain't no cure

For the Knightmare blues

No there ain't no cure

For the Knightmare blues