<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Parody of U Can't Touch This by MC Hammer]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Does that make Level 3 the ol' west?</p>
<p dir="auto">Treguard</p>
<p dir="auto">"Ooohh... Nasty. Still, as we say in da' hood - you suck, innit!"</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>Whole ccrew of MCHammer jumps in</em></p>
<p dir="auto">"You can't beat this!</p>
<p dir="auto">Why, why, why -</p>
<p dir="auto">questin' really, ain't hard</p>
<p dir="auto">your efforts like "Oh my lord (Fear)"</p>
<p dir="auto">You had a, potion of seeing,</p>
<p dir="auto">instead you drank "Poisoned Wine"</p>
<p dir="auto">You took to the left,</p>
<p dir="auto">s'tead of took to the right</p>
<p dir="auto">It felt good, to se'ya goin' down</p>
<p dir="auto">A really crap team you should be bound</p>
<p dir="auto">This is, your fate my dear</p>
<p dir="auto">Adn this is a quest,</p>
<p dir="auto">Uh, you cant beat.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/1635/parody-of-u-can-t-touch-this-by-mc-hammer</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2026 04:16:11 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/1635.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Thu, 16 Mar 2006 23:30:43 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Parody of U Can't Touch This by MC Hammer on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 16:21:06 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">another one for the knightmare rap collaboration!!!</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/34045</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/34045</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[djoska]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 18 Mar 2006 16:21:06 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>