<![CDATA[Daft, inconsequential subject for debate]]>Do people reckon that giant crow in S3 used to belong to Snapper Jack? As in, "Say goodnight..."

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/1703/daft-inconsequential-subject-for-debateRSS for NodeSun, 13 Sep 2026 07:48:02 GMTSun, 22 Oct 2006 18:48:11 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Daft, inconsequential subject for debate on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 21:35:34 GMT]]>Who would ever actually employ an assassin in KM? If they can be scared off by children making loud noises then they couldn't even take someone like Gretel.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37734https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37734Wed, 11 Feb 2009 21:35:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Daft, inconsequential subject for debate on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 21:24:25 GMT]]>And did the branches of trees and bushes in S4 ever hit the Eye-Shield in the eye? Did it ever have to use Optrex after a quest?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37733https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37733Wed, 11 Feb 2009 21:24:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Daft, inconsequential subject for debate on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 21:13:59 GMT]]>What would have happened if the teams had refused to accept the various side-quests of S4 and didn't get the Eye-Shield? Would we have been spared all the pre-recorded sequences, or would it have been instant death?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37730https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37730Wed, 11 Feb 2009 21:13:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Daft, inconsequential subject for debate on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 20:59:07 GMT]]>And why does the helmet on the life force clock have a feather adorning its peak and no horns, when the HoJ has horns and no feather?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37727https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37727Wed, 11 Feb 2009 20:59:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Daft, inconsequential subject for debate on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 23:06:51 GMT]]>On the timed causeways, (the ones with the Frightknight) why didn't teams ever try running their Dungeoneer right up the middle? If the blocks only drop when the sword hits the dot, I'd imagine most teams could outrun it.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37720https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37720Tue, 10 Feb 2009 23:06:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Daft, inconsequential subject for debate on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 23:00:26 GMT]]>

In one quest of Series 7, troll footsteps were used to hurry a dungeoneer up in a dwarf tunnel. How would a troll fit in a dwarf tunnel?

Very carefully.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37718https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37718Tue, 10 Feb 2009 23:00:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Daft, inconsequential subject for debate on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 20:20:46 GMT]]>In one quest of Series 7, troll footsteps were used to hurry a dungeoneer up in a dwarf tunnel. How would a troll fit in a dwarf tunnel?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37717https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37717Tue, 10 Feb 2009 20:20:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Daft, inconsequential subject for debate on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 19:13:47 GMT]]>Who put the Bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37716https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37716Tue, 10 Feb 2009 19:13:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Daft, inconsequential subject for debate on Sat, 31 Jan 2009 22:34:01 GMT]]>

Did Lord Fear and Treguard secretly enjoy playing Squash together?

Only as part of The Greater Game.

They didn't do it for fun like Mario and Bowser do with their karting when Bowser isn't kidnapping the princess.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37656https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37656Sat, 31 Jan 2009 22:34:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Daft, inconsequential subject for debate on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 14:43:53 GMT]]>Why didn't Julie (Series 3) use the Green gem as a bludgeoning tool in self defence?

Why didn't Martin (of the same series) run forward when Morghanna appeared instead of sitting there like a basking lemon?!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37653https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37653Fri, 30 Jan 2009 14:43:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Daft, inconsequential subject for debate on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 11:28:54 GMT]]>Did Lord Fear and Treguard secretly enjoy playing Squash together?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37650https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37650Fri, 30 Jan 2009 11:28:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Daft, inconsequential subject for debate on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:06:32 GMT]]>

Does Lord Fear have a seat in Parliament?

If the Mines of Gore were linked to Dunshelm Castle by a short dwarf tunnel, why didn't adventurers just go straight down there-- bypassing Level 1 and 2?

Because the Knightmare quests were to test challengers for knightly qualities. Sending them straight down to level three would bypass 2/3 of the challenge, and negate the achievement of even getting to level 3 - not every dungeoneer could say they managed that.

Thought as much By comparison, I just think Series 7 was better, in that they had to escape from the Sewers of Goth, but not using a tunnel.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37577https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37577Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:06:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Daft, inconsequential subject for debate on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 09:12:57 GMT]]>

Does Lord Fear have a seat in Parliament?

If the Mines of Gore were linked to Dunshelm Castle by a short dwarf tunnel, why didn't adventurers just go straight down there-- bypassing Level 1 and 2?

Because the Knightmare quests were to test challengers for knightly qualities. Sending them straight down to level three would bypass 2/3 of the challenge, and negate the achievement of even getting to level 3 - not every dungeoneer could say they managed that.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37574https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37574Mon, 22 Dec 2008 09:12:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Daft, inconsequential subject for debate on Fri, 19 Dec 2008 21:57:42 GMT]]>Does Lord Fear have a seat in Parliament?

If the Mines of Gore were linked to Dunshelm Castle by a short dwarf tunnel, why didn't adventurers just go straight down there-- bypassing Level 1 and 2?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37560https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37560Fri, 19 Dec 2008 21:57:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Daft, inconsequential subject for debate on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 16:58:16 GMT]]>If Lissard's middle name is Timothy, what's his surname?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37549https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37549Wed, 17 Dec 2008 16:58:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Daft, inconsequential subject for debate on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 11:47:53 GMT]]>

Is it Ah Wok's mobile emporium itself that plays that would-be oriental music when it's being rolled around?

Not exactly. Hidden within his emporium is one of those bathing macaques. He sits in a hot tub and, when the emporium is carted along, he reaches across to a lever and turns it like one of those monkeys you used to see. He's a bit too 'Mr. Toad' to stick his hat out of the side to beg for money, though.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37546https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37546Wed, 17 Dec 2008 11:47:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Daft, inconsequential subject for debate on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 11:38:57 GMT]]>Owen says that dragons are telepathic so they don't have to go in for all the face-flapping we go in for, so why do Smirkenorff and Bhal-Shebah always move their lips when they speak?

Is it Ah Wok's mobile emporium itself that plays that would-be oriental music when it's being rolled around?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37539https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37539Tue, 16 Dec 2008 11:38:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Daft, inconsequential subject for debate on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 11:42:38 GMT]]>

When they're asleep, why do cavernwights make noises like the catacombite?

Have you seen those trunks? Anything with a nose like that is going to snore like an old tractor.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37525https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37525Mon, 15 Dec 2008 11:42:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Daft, inconsequential subject for debate on Sun, 14 Dec 2008 11:20:04 GMT]]>When they're asleep, why do cavernwights make noises like the catacombite?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37524https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37524Sun, 14 Dec 2008 11:20:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Daft, inconsequential subject for debate on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 20:53:32 GMT]]>Do stone trolls ever get cold feet?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37522https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37522Sat, 13 Dec 2008 20:53:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Daft, inconsequential subject for debate on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 23:30:57 GMT]]>Just what was so 'ultimate' about the ultimate challenge Mogdred referred to in Julian's quest in season 2?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37514https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/37514Fri, 12 Dec 2008 23:30:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Daft, inconsequential subject for debate on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 19:57:35 GMT]]>Is Honey from EastEnders a distant descendant of Sidriss the Confused?

Does Lissard have a crush on Lord Fear?

How did Grimwold say "I do" at the Wedding?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35242https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35242Tue, 19 Dec 2006 19:57:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Daft, inconsequential subject for debate on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 20:43:21 GMT]]>That explains it.

"Say goodnight, or I'll peck your nads to death, Jack."

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35054https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35054Mon, 30 Oct 2006 20:43:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Daft, inconsequential subject for debate on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 14:09:37 GMT]]>I think Snapper Jack belonged to the Crow 😮

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35028https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35028Wed, 25 Oct 2006 14:09:37 GMT