<![CDATA[Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar]]>I'm hoping this will catch on and become a fun interactive thread...

What do Knightmare and advent calendars have in common? Lots of doors... and though you don't know what's on the other side of them, you hope it's something edible. So here is my idea for this thread: we open the doors on a Knightmare advent calendar. Each day one person posts, saying what they find on the other side of that day's door.

First, I'll bring us up to date.

Behind door 1... a Brother Mace brandy liqueur.

Behind door 2... a white chocolate skull.

Behind door 3... a gold bar toffee.

Behind door 4... a chocolate pencil (some advisors like to chew them).

So, what's behind today's door, door 5?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/1709/re-knightmare-advent-calendarRSS for NodeSun, 13 Sep 2026 07:14:20 GMTTue, 05 Dec 2006 15:45:37 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 15:54:36 GMT]]>

Dooreen is stuck on box 25 and you won't be able to open it unless you get all three true/false questions right.

No questions were suggested...

Behind door 25... a chocolate model of Father Christmas climbing down a wellway, whilst wearing the original Helmet of Justice and a knapsack full of presents.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35275https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35275Wed, 03 Jan 2007 15:54:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 01:27:45 GMT]]>Behind door 24:

A Bertie Botts Everyflavour Treguard-Shaped sweet. Looks innocent enough, but when you put it in your mouth the flavour turns out to be "ooooh nasty!"

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35254https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35254Sun, 24 Dec 2006 01:27:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 19:51:24 GMT]]>

Behind door 21 lies a sloppy mess of chocolate that has melted and been reformed and can only be described now as 'a browny'.

That was a reference to this, I'm guessing.

Behind door 23... a chocolate Festus. Time to bite off the remaining two heads.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35253https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35253Sat, 23 Dec 2006 19:51:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 09:52:51 GMT]]>Behind Door 22.........

A Bread Roll that looks distinctly like Cedric

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35250https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35250Fri, 22 Dec 2006 09:52:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 14:10:56 GMT]]>Behind door 21 lies a sloppy mess of chocolate that has melted and been reformed and can only be described now as 'a browny'.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35244https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35244Thu, 21 Dec 2006 14:10:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 16:39:05 GMT]]>Behind door 20... a wine gum Gumboil.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35243https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35243Wed, 20 Dec 2006 16:39:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:56:21 GMT]]>Behind Door 19.........

Best shut the door again quickly

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35240https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35240Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:56:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 08:19:25 GMT]]>Behind Door 18...........

AN UPPER PILL (Now you can return to normal size)

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35238https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35238Mon, 18 Dec 2006 08:19:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 08:53:23 GMT]]>Behind door 17... a LUVLY-tasting choc-honeycomb in the shape of a set of irons.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35236https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35236Sun, 17 Dec 2006 08:53:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 17:14:52 GMT]]>Behind door 16... a mint chocolate Smirkenorff.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35235https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35235Sat, 16 Dec 2006 17:14:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 15:00:25 GMT]]>Behind Door 15....

A Firestone

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35232https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35232Fri, 15 Dec 2006 15:00:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 14:16:41 GMT]]>Behind Door 14...........

The Sheild of Justice

(A Bit of a Turnup for the books)

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35228https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35228Thu, 14 Dec 2006 14:16:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 09:24:15 GMT]]>Behind Door 13......

Sylvester's Left Hand

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35225https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35225Wed, 13 Dec 2006 09:24:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 17:57:38 GMT]]>Ah, what a lovely vision that is... Or even better; -

"Oi! Put me down!"

"As you wish." Gets out hypodermic...

Behind door 12... a mead-flavoured sweet shaped like a tatty old drinking horn.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35223https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35223Mon, 11 Dec 2006 17:57:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 17:46:44 GMT]]>Shame you was not a Dungeoneer in Series 1 or 2 as that could be hillarious

HStorm picks up the Key from the table

Key: Oi, put me down, put me down, what are you doing?

HStorm: What are you then?

Key: I'm Casper, Casper the aaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

HStorm drops the now burning key and leaves it to completely disintegrate

😮

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35222https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35222Mon, 11 Dec 2006 17:46:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 17:24:48 GMT]]>Sorry, it was just a reflex. Someone just has to mention Casper and...

Sets fire to the calendar again.

Oops. See?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35220https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35220Mon, 11 Dec 2006 17:24:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 16:45:52 GMT]]>

Sets fire to the Calendar

OOhhhhhhh Nasty!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35214https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35214Mon, 11 Dec 2006 16:45:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 16:35:32 GMT]]>Behind door 11... a Dreadnort made out of gingerbread - a gingerbreadnort, if you will. Now it's our turn to take an arm, perhaps a leg...

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35213https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35213Mon, 11 Dec 2006 16:35:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 09:19:52 GMT]]>Under Door no. 10- Life force face!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35203https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35203Sat, 09 Dec 2006 09:19:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 21:25:35 GMT]]>Dooreen is stuck on box 25 and you won't be able to open it unless you get all three true/false questions right.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35202https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35202Fri, 08 Dec 2006 21:25:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 14:53:24 GMT]]>Sets fire to the Calendar

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35192https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35192Wed, 06 Dec 2006 14:53:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 13:36:16 GMT]]>Behind Door 9......

Casper the Key

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35188https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35188Wed, 06 Dec 2006 13:36:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 13:07:24 GMT]]>Behind door 8 there would logically be a chocolate figure shaped like Ariadne.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35187https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35187Wed, 06 Dec 2006 13:07:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Re:Knightmare Advent Calendar on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 09:41:22 GMT]]>Door 7 - An candy DOWNER pill (the UPPER pill will hopefully feature later on in the calendar)

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35182https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/35182Wed, 06 Dec 2006 09:41:22 GMT