(Sang in the style of Springtime for Hitler - The Producers)

[Opposition]

Opposition was having trouble

What a sad sad story

Needed a new leader

To restore the Crown of Glory

Where oh where was he?

Where could that evil be?

We looked around and then they found

the man for you and me

[Skarkill]

And Now it's....

[Opposition]

Springtime for Lord Fear's Opposition

Winteria is on a mission!

We're marching to a faster pace

Look Out, we've captured Brother Mace!

Springtime for Lord Fear's Opposition

Mount Fear can rule once more

Springtime for Lord Fear's Opposition

Watch Out Treguard, you've become a bore!

Springtime for Lord Fear's Opposition

[Opposition]

Look, it's springtime

[Skarkill]

Winter for Scaramonger

[Opposition]

Springtime for Lord Fear's Opposition

[Opposition]

Springtime! Springtime!

Springtime! Springtime!

Springtime! Springtime!

Springtime! Springtime!

[Skarkill]

Come on opposition go into your dance!

[Sylverster Hands]

I woz born in Ingerland

und that iz why they call me hands

[Aesandra]

Don't be stupid, be a smarty

Join the Opposition party

[Goblin #1]

Lord Fear is coming, Lord Fear is coming, Lord Fear is coming!

[Sylvester Hands]

Hail My lord

[Aesandra]

Hail My Lord

[Skarkill]

Hail My lord

Springtime for Lord Fear's Opposition

[Opposition]

Hail My Lord

[Lord Fear]

Hail myself

Hail to me

I'm the Lord

Who's Really Mean!

Hail Myself

Bow your Heads

for Dungeoneers

Are Forseen Deads!

Everything I do, I do to Win!

[Opposition]

Yes You do!

[Lord Fear]

If your looking for evil, here is every Sin!

Hail myself

Raise your beer

[Opposition]

Aaayyeee!!

[Lord Fear]

Every Opposition member stand and cheer!

[Opposition]

Horrayy!

Every Happy Opposition

[Lord Fear]

Hail myself!

[Opposition]

Every Happy Opposition....

[Lord Fear]

...stand and cheer!

[Goblins]

The Lord is causing a Knightmare!

He's got those Dungeoneers on the run

Down to tourturing their Mum!

The Lord is causing a Knigtmare!

They can't say "no" to his devils

They're freaking out in foreign levels

He's got the whole dungeon including Nevelles (Couldn't think of a 3rd word to rhyme)

The Lord is causing a Knightmare!

[Lord Fear]

I was just a paper hanger

No one was more bored

Got a phone call from Mogdred

He told me I was a Lord

Opposition was blue

What, oh, what to do?

Hitched up my pants

and had a dance

Now Opposition smiling through!

But it wasn't always so easy...

It was 1987. Mogdred was working the Big Dungeon and I....

I was playing the lounge. And then I got my big break.

Someone mastered the dungeon. And would you believe it?

They made me Goblin Master. Goblin Master!

It ain't no mystery

If it's politics or History

the thing you gotta know is

Everything is show biz

Hail myself

Watch my Show

I'm the Leader

Dontcha now

We are crossing boarders

the new Dungeon order is here

Make a great big smile

Everyone say hail to me

Wonderful me!

And now it's........

[Cut to BBC]

Monty Python's Flying Circus.......