Malice and Hordriss sing about calling name procedure.

Based on Blondie's 'Call Me'

Lyrics: http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gary.hart/lyricsb/blondie.html

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StKVS0eI85I

Welcome to my chamber, young one

Can we strike a deal?

Say that you will help me, young one

And you'll get a shield

While you seek a gem for me

Keep this in your memory

Call me (Merris), do not mime

Call me loudly, clearly and three times

Call me (call me), my child

You can call me while the bells don't chime

Call me

Speak to one with adulation

Honour one with love

Shower one with compliments

One never gets enough

So that we may spread one's fame

Know you now one's calling name

Call one (call one) with tact

Call one firmly, three times, "Malefact"

Call one (call one) in that way

For one does not shirk an honoured pact

Call one

Do-oo-oo-oo-oo, you speak more languages than one?

Ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, chiamami, chiamami

Ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo, appelle-moi mon enfant, appelle-moi

Anytime, anyplace, anywhere you may be

Though I rather expect it will be Level Three

Call me (call me), do not mime

Call me loudly, clearly and three times

Call me (call me) for my book

Or some other trinket others took

Call me (call me) into hell

And I'll furnish you with magic spells

Call me (call one), call me, for a deal's a deal and that's no lie

Call one (call one), do not mime

Call one loudly, clearly and three times

Call one (call one)

Oh, call one, oo-hoo-hah

Call one (call me), do not mime

Call me loudly, clearly and three times...

Based on: Rock the Casbah by The Clash

Original lyrics can be found at http://lyriki.com/index.php?title=The_Clash:Rock_The_Casbah

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ

The untold story of one of Knightmare's most maligned characters.

Said Merlin to Treguard

"You have to take a gift from me

To enter your castle now

You must use my talking key"

The wizard donned his walking boots

He went a-walkin' to the town

The key he found abandoned

In a dunghill upside-down

The chief don't like it

Lockin' and Casper

Locks and Casper

The chief don't like it

Lockin' and Casper

Locks and Casper

By order of the wizard

The key must stay in use

When Treguard tried to drop it

It assailed him with abuse

But a sorcerer he summoned for an anti-Casper spell

The local friendly blacksmith made a fire hot as hell

As soon as old Merlin's back was turned

The key began to burn

The chief don't like it

Lockin' and Casper

Locks and Casper

The chief don't like it

Lockin' and Casper

Locks and Casper

Now in the Opposition

Oh, there was a Lord called Fear

He thought it sounded cool

This speaking key idea

So he cut his own Casper

Then he realised his mistake

It took half a minute

For that Casper to break

The chief don't like it

Lockin' and Casper

Locks and Casper

The chief don't like it

Lockin' and Casper

Locks and Casper

The wizard read his magic books

It seemed his nature had turned fay

For he made a thousand Caspers and

Named it 'Casper Day'

As soon as the wizard had finished every key

The Dungeon Master took half, and melted them with glee

The other half were taken in Opposition raids

And turned into blades

The chief don't like it

Lockin' and Casper

Locks and Casper

The chief don't like it

Lockin' and Casper

Locks and Casper...