Names Fidjit. "Thief Extrodinairre and Lock-Master with the right equi'ment there ain't nought I can't open"

Enjoy the space, and if you find any keys let me know, eh?

Yes, hello and welcome. I am dark Descender, romanticist, feminist, and I'd make a lovely rug. Enjoy yourself.

We'll take your word for it

I realised today that I never gave myself a proper introduction. I'm Martin, long-time Knightmare fan and co-creator of the Knightmare Roleplay Game at http://www.knightmare-rpg.tk

There's plenty of random gibberish and viewpoints to keep you entertained I'm sure. Get involved and enjoy yourself!

(OOC: For the first time in a Long, Long While. )

And once more the terror of the Forums, accompanied by Grippa and Rhark. Strides into view and blocks the knewbies escape route.

"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.........LOVELY"

"I ain't had a new victim for a long while. Allow me to introduce myself."

"Skarkill's the name. The Forums Resident Goblin Master by trade."

"An unless you has something I might be intrested in say Gold for example."

"The IT'S THE IRONS FOR YER!!"

"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.....................LOVELY."

"See you round......"

** GOBLAIN FODDER **