You must remember this

DISMISS is still DISMISS

It's Treguard saying bye

The detrimental things apply

As blades go by

And Series 4 Team 2

The first ones to go through

Not knowing that they'd die

But danger's what the Dungeon brings

As blades go by

Blades in the corridor

Never out of date

Screams of advisors

Team 2 Series 8

Watchers look on, directions come too late

Then Treguard says goodbye

It really can get gory

The game of luck and glory

A case of do or die

The Watchers always welcome Knightmare

As blades go by*

[*Series 8 Short Cuts not included.]

Here come the thoughts of an advisor who is determined that his team won't fall foul of the Corridor of Blades - or any other obstacle. Based on Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now by Starship. Music video

Lookin' in your eyes I think about the prize

This realm that we've found is too good just to watch

Want us to be right there, want to be on Knightmare

Pursuing a quest that I know we won't botch

Let 'em say we're crazy, I don't care about that

Put the Helm on your head, matey, don't ever turn back

Let the world around us just fall apart

Matey, we can make it if we're heart-to-heart

And we can win this game together

Standing strong forever

Nothing's gonna chop us now

And if the Causeway starts to crumble

We won't take a tumble

Nothing's gonna drop us, nothing's gonna chop us now, whoa no

I'm so glad to guide you, I'm not gonna lose you

Whatever it takes, I will give help to you

Take you to the good guys, see you past the bad guys

Whatever it takes is what we're gonna do

Let 'em say we're crazy, what do they know?

Hold on to the eye shield, matey, don't ever let go

Let the world around us just fall apart

Matey, we can make it if we're heart-to-heart

And we can win this game together

Standing strong forever

Nothing's gonna chop us now

And if the wall becomes a blocker

It won't be a shocker

Nothing's gonna block us, nothing's gonna chop us...

[Autumn Of '89 / You Don't Have To Slay A Goblin, originally posted Monday 15 January 2007, 18:40]

This song parody is about Ross' quest in Series 3. Based on Summer of 69 by Bryan Adams. Official music video here.

I got my first real helmet

Hoped to wear it for some time

Treguard put it on my head

It was the autumn of '89

Me and some guys from school

Had a team and we tried real hard

Gavin Twigg, Fu Wang and Sharsad

I said, "ya know, we're gonna get far"

Oh when I look back now

That autumn seemed to last forever

And if I had the choice

Yeah, I'd always wanna be there

Those were the quest days of my life

Ain't no use in complainin'

While the Greater Game is played

Rolled a die, entered a portal

And then I met the maid

Standin' on a trapdoor floor

She told me that I'd won her favour

Oh and when she fell right down

I wondered if I had to save 'er

Those were the quest days of my life

Back in the autumn of '89

Man we were doin' well

We were clever questors

We knew when to dispel

I guess nothin' can last forever, forever, no

And then the times got harder

Met Morghanna and her axe was strong

Sometimes when I'm watching my Knightmares

I think of Melly, wonder what went wrong

Standin' on a trapdoor floor

She told me that I'd won her favour

Oh and when she fell right down

I wondered if I had to save 'er

Those were the quest days of my life

Back in the autumn of '89

Here is this thread's [as was] second parody of Dusty Springfield's You Don't Have To Say You Love Me. Lord Fear is explaining what he expects of Lissard. Official audio

When I said I needed you

Didn't know you'd look like this

You are a slimy seneschal

And my, you stink of fish

Don't you see that now you're here

In the employ of Lord Fear

That you have to follow me

And grant my every wish

You don't have to slay a goblin

Just be mean to Hands

You don't have to stay forever

Two years would be grand

Believe me, believe me

I can't help but loathe you

Don't deceive me

Or Hands will tie you down

Here in my Pool of Veracity

Misbehave and I will see

So obey my orders and

Of course suck up to me

You don't have to slay a goblin

Just be mean to Hands

You don't have to stay forever

Two years would be grand

Believe me, believe me...