Well you could always invite Pickle and cue him to comment thus: "Ooooh Master, White Wedding!"

You're referring, I think, to Pickle's remark on the white wolves of Winteria in Series 5. Now if only there were another pun that could encompass a colour, a Knightmare character and some aspect of the phrase 'stag night' too...

Seriously, the fact that you've made those props is a fine example of Knightmare's lasting popularity and influence, and I hope you drop by the forum again to show some photos to us.

Edit: I note from your entry in the knightmare.com guestbook that the stag night is tonight. I hope it's going well.

Just don't rely too much on the Eyeshield in the small hours of the morning. As good as the idea may sound I would be a little bit concerned for its reliability, even on a Stag party!