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Wooden, standing there

With their hands in your care

I can't help remember

Just how you held them

It's the device

That they despise

So old, you were used

In most quests of Series 4

But now you're abused

People say you're a bore

Now you do them no harm

Locking no heads or arms

Pillory, on TV

On TV, pillory

So unseemly

You constrain them, they cannot flee

Fidjit, was in once

And Ridolfo was too

Motley went in twice

Gundrada as well

Her hands hung there

Here on Knightmare

Each time dungeoneers

Gave help to set them free

Questing, beating fears

Showing their chivalry

Oh but here is the shock

It is not called the stocks!

Pillory, on TV

On TV, pillory

So unseemly

You constrain them, they cannot flee...