Perhaps I should avoid reworking We Will Rock You into a song about blockers, for now...

Enough avoidance. This reworking is about Christopher's quest in Series 5. Official video here.

Buddy you're a boy make a big noise

Questing in the room gonna buy a big spell today

You got jewel in the ice

You need advice

Casting your spell won't be very nice

Because

We will, we will, shock you

We will, we will, shock you

Buddy you're a goblin, cast-locked

Squeaking in the room gonna have to remain that way

You gone green in the face

You big disgrace

Pleading your innocence to Brother Mace

We will, we will, mock you, sing it

We will, we will, mock you

Buddy you're a dead boy, poor boy

Standing at the wall you're not gonna get past today

It's got bricks in a face

You big disgrace

There's no way that you're gonna get outta this place

We will, we will, block you, sing it

We will, we will, block you, everybody

We will, we will, block you

We will, we will, block you, alright