Based on: U Can't Touch This by MC Hammer

Original lyrics: http://lyrics.doheth.co.uk/songs/mc-hammer/greatest-hits/u-cant-touch-this.php

Music video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo

You can't shut this

You can't shut this

You can't shut this

You can't shut this

You can't shut this

My, my, my, my mouth don't make me a slob

Makes me say, "Oh my gob"

Thank you for blessing me

With a helm to wear and two hyped feet

It feels good, when you know you're there

A super dope homeboy in a Knightmare

And I'm known as such

And I have a mouth, uh, you can't shut

You can't shut this

You can't shut this

You can't shut this

You can't shut this

I don't do things by half

I do them in quarters when I gotta get a staff

So move, outta your seat

And give a firestone now your staff's complete

While I'm flying, hold on

Chat a little bit and let 'em know it's going on

Like that, like that

Back to a mission so walk the back

Now you know, I talk too much

And this is a mouth, uh, you can't shut

You can't shut this

You can't shut this

You can't shut this

Got me a boot, and potion

Make 'em chat, with all my emotion

Now, they know

When you talk about Barry you talk about a show

That's hyped, and tight

Sidriss is fretting, her pa's gone on strike

In a pub, with me

What it's gonna take for the wizard to see

The truth? REVEAL

Either talk hard or you might as well keel

That's the word because you know..

You can't shut this

You can't shut this

Break it down!

Troll... Hammer time!

Go into Goth, it is said

That if you can't fight the Fear then you probably are dead

So put your potion to the test

Have a few gulps, run fast backward through your quest

This is it, for a winner

Got the shield, now I'm gonna get dinner

I'm a smartrump

Just for a minute let's all do the bump, bump, bump, bump

You can't shut this

You can't shut this

You can't shut this

Break it down!

Troll... Hammer time!

You can't shut this

You can't shut this

You can't shut this

Break it down!

Troll... Hammer time!

Every time you see me

It's Barry's Dungeon hype

I'm best on the quest even if I'm talking tripe

Now why would I ever stop doing that?

With others dungeoneering who just don't chat

I've toured around the realm, from Dunshelm to Angar

It's "Barry, go Barry, love ya Barry, yo Barry"

And the quest made me a star

You can't shut this

You can't shut this

You can't shut this

You can't shut this

You can't shut this

You can't shut this

You can't shut this

Based on: The Girl is Mine by Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney

Original lyrics: http://www.allmichaeljackson.com/lyrics/thegirlismine.html

Original song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y96mdVTMByk

Every time they walk right in the room

And the flame begins to start

They shout loud because they're worried that

They could soon be blown apart

The chamber's mined

The Dungeon chamber's mined

I know it's mined

Because the Dungeon chamber's mined

I don't understand how way the flame

Sometimes lingers on the fuse

It's as if it's being generous

So the team does not yet lose

Because it's mined

The Dungeon chamber's mined

Don't waste your time

Because the Dungeon chamber's mined

They're watching on the screens

(Questing anywhere)

As you're blown to smithereens

(Losing they will share)

So come and watch as they

Go in the room

And they might enter daunted

Then die without a gauntlet

And by classmates be taunted

Then by bomb rooms be haunted and haunted

Don't build your hopes to be let down

Be the quest for Crown or Cup

You see they might not make it out of there

'Cause the bomb might blow them up

Because it's mined

The Dungeon chamber's mined

Don't waste your time

Because the Dungeon chamber's mined

It's mined, it's mined

Yes yes yes, it's mined

The chamber's mined, the chamber's mined

The chamber's mined, the chamber's mined

The chamber's mined, yep it's mined

The chamber's mined, yep it's mined

Don't waste your time

Because the Dungeon chamber's mined

The chamber's mined, the chamber's mined

[Martin, Series 2 dungeoneer:]

Douglas, we're not going to fight about this, OK?

[Douglas, Series 3 dungeoneer:]

Martin, I think I told you, I'm a loser not a fighter

[Martin:]

I've heard it all before, Douglas, they told me that I'm their forever

bomb room victim, you know, don't you remember?

[Douglas:]

Well, after exploding me, they said they couldn't explode another

[Paul:]

Is that what they said?

[Douglas:]

Yes, they said it, you keep dreaming

[Danny, Series 1 dungeoneer:]

I don't believe it

[Douglas, Martin, Danny:]

The chamber's mined (mined, mined, mined)...

[Originally posted Mon 24 Dec '07, 15:24]

Based on: Song for Whoever by The Beautiful South

Original lyrics: http://www.risa.co.uk/sla/song.php?songid=18876

[Motley:]

I love you from the head atop my jester stick

I love you in the songs I write and sing

Love you because you listen when I take the mick

Although when you slap and zap me, it don't 'alf sting

[Mellisandre:]

Cheap, ever cheap

His chat-up lines put me to sleep

[Motley:]

I've no need to spellcast CREEP

It comes naturally

Oh Sidriss, Oh Maldame, Morghanna, Morgaine

I flirted with so many of you

I forget your name (I forget your name)

Gwendoline, Mellisan-dre, Velda too

Anyone female would do

Oracle, Brangwen Shee, Mrs. G. too

[Treguard:]

Nasty preceded by ooh

[Motley:]

I forget your name

I love you from the bell-end of my liripipe

I love the way you sometimes bear my jest

I'd love to see you fall hopelessly for my hype

And I'd love you till you let me bare my chest

[Gretel:]

Leap, just leap

Into a pit or ocean deep

If you don't leave me be I'll weep

I'll cry, Motley, cry

Aesandre, oh Heggatty, and Peggatty, you too

I think I'm suave and funny, am I a joke to you?

Am I a joke to you?

Gwendoline, Mellisan-dre, Velda too

Anyone female would do

Oracle, Brangwen Shee, Mrs. G. too

[Treguard:]

Nasty preceded by ooh

[Motley:]

Aesandre, oh Heggatty, and Peggatty, you too

I think I'm suave and funny, am I a joke to you?

Am I a joke to you?

Gwendoline, Mellisan-dre, Velda too

Anyone female would do

(Am I a joke to you?)

Oracle, Brangwen Shee, Mrs. G. too

[Treguard:]

Nasty preceded by ooh

By ooh, by ooh

[Motley:]

Am I a joke to you?

[Girls:]

We'd rather have McGrew