My favourite TV show was and is Knightmare

Come and brave the dungeon if you dare

Treguard waits to welcome you

Will you be one of the lucky few

To escape the dungeon's dangers and tricks

Watch where you step or you'll get your licks

Will you fall in terror under Lord Fear's hand

Or be ensnared by Mogdred, the most feared sorcerer in the land

You better be prepared to test your wits

Against some of the wall monsters' greatest hits

Collect items to use on your quest

But be doubly sure you choose only the best

Try not to take weapons, they usually don't work

Or else your dungeoneer will likely be damned to hell

You will most likely need some of Merlin's magic

Or else the result of your quest will be only tragic

Remember to take a breath when you meet Folly

The jester's humour can only be described as jolly

He will do his best to help you along your way

If you pay attention you'll come through at the end of the day

Beware the Automatum's mechanical arm

And many other creatures who seek to do you harm

But above all be careful about Lord Fear

If you are ignorant you will only say "Oh dear"

Smirkenoff the dragon is powerful, wise and brave

He is vastly different from Motley the knave

Hop on his back for a ride, but remember the fare

Or else you'll be hearing from Skarkill who's lurking everywhere

His goblins loyally following close behind

But who are thankfully more than likely blind

But beware those cuffs, ever-present and new

Or the game is most definitely over for you

You seek the cup, the sword or the shield

Once you set off, the adventures never yield

In and out of crypts and throne rooms, metting fair maids

Only to end up in the fearsome Corridor of Blades

Dodge and dive, the danger's always near

But there's no time to tremble in fear

Before (if) you reach the final showdown

You'll be hailed as a hero in your part of town

But then the question still stands

Do you have what it takes to master these lands?

There is only one way to find out, you have to take a chance

Or you'll find yourself on the business end of a painful lance

Have your three advisors and some courage at hand

These things come heavily in demand

And prepare for a danger frought with peril and danger

All to the command of "Enter stranger!"