<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Parody of Gummi Bears theme + The One and Only (Chesney Hawkes)]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a href="http://www.knightmare.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=46&amp;t=4658" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">Good work, Ricky.</a>  I hope Mellisandre Got Married is on the way.</p>
<p dir="auto">The following parody, of the theme song from the cartoon series Gummi Bears, features every dungeoneer name. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McWeeyUwv30" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">Official recording of full song</a></p>
<p dir="auto">Jeremy, Kelly, Richard, January</p>
<p dir="auto">Cliff, Stuart, Jenna, Scott, Kathryn, Mark, Claire</p>
<p dir="auto">Douglas and Duncan and Dickon and Dunstan</p>
<p dir="auto">Oliver, Ben, Alex, Matt, Alistair</p>
<p dir="auto">Dungeoneers</p>
<p dir="auto">Questing everywhere and there and here</p>
<p dir="auto">Julie, Gavin, Leo, Giles, Sophia</p>
<p dir="auto">They are the dungeoneers</p>
<p dir="auto">Julian, Barry, Ross, Akash Ram-Tarrey</p>
<p dir="auto">Summayya, Maeve, Sarah, Rebecca, Martin too</p>
<p dir="auto">Neil, Chris, Helen, Nicky, Karen, Tony, Vicky</p>
<p dir="auto">James, Naila, Nathan, Alan, Simons - a few</p>
<p dir="auto">Dungeoneers</p>
<p dir="auto">Questing everywhere and there and here</p>
<p dir="auto">David, Michael, Daniel and Sophia</p>
<p dir="auto">They are the dungeoneers</p>
<p dir="auto">They are the dungeoneers!</p>
<p dir="auto">Michael Cule makes it clear to KM's production crew how he feels about playing Fatilla the Hun. Original song: The One and Only by Chesney Hawkes. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si-8M5SzunY" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">Official audio</a></p>
<p dir="auto">I am the Hun and lonely</p>
<p dir="auto">(Oh yeah)</p>
<p dir="auto">Cule, me</p>
<p dir="auto">Fool be 'cause I'm lamer</p>
<p dir="auto">Stall me 'cause I'm dumber</p>
<p dir="auto">While I'm Fatilla</p>
<p dir="auto">I hate his scenes because they feel like filler</p>
<p dir="auto">And yeah</p>
<p dir="auto">It's great to be in Knightmare</p>
<p dir="auto">But this part's a sham</p>
<p dir="auto">Don't tell me you know best</p>
<p dir="auto">It is the same in every quest</p>
<p dir="auto">I am the Hun and lonely</p>
<p dir="auto">Just wanna be Brother Mace</p>
<p dir="auto">I am the Hun and lonely</p>
<p dir="auto">Get this moustache off my face</p>
<p dir="auto">I've been the Player heard when Mace laughed</p>
<p dir="auto">A Vogon on a spacecraft</p>
<p dir="auto">Now I'm stuck blopping</p>
<p dir="auto">Hinting that I eat sheep droppings</p>
<p dir="auto">Black-cloaked assassination,</p>
<p dir="auto">Green bran-dy transformation,</p>
<p dir="auto">Next year - I say with emphasis -</p>
<p dir="auto">I will play any role but this!</p>
<p dir="auto">I am the Hun and lonely</p>
<p dir="auto">Just wanna be Brother Mace</p>
<p dir="auto">I am the Hun and lonely</p>
<p dir="auto">Get this moustache off my face</p>
<p dir="auto">I can't wear this uniform</p>
<p dir="auto">On Watchers' cathode ray tubes</p>
<p dir="auto">Because it doesn't fit that well</p>
<p dir="auto">And they will see my man boobs</p>
<p dir="auto">Next year, I'll be your acting pillar</p>
<p dir="auto">If I don't play Fatilla</p>
<p dir="auto">Just Mace, that would be great</p>
<p dir="auto">And some big guy that guards a gate</p>
<p dir="auto">I am the Hun and lonely</p>
<p dir="auto">Just wanna be Brother Mace</p>
<p dir="auto">I am the Hun and lonely</p>
<p dir="auto">Get this fake hair off my face</p>
<p dir="auto">[x2]</p>
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