This is my newest and it's my favourite out of all the songs I've filked to date. Looking at the Filk list I realised that the most recent song done was way back in 2006 - three years of classic songs since then that haven't been touched! So I thought I'd bring things right up to date with a certain track everyone's going 'gaga' over right now. Original lyrics at http://www.lyricsty.com/lyrics/l/lady_gaga/poker_face.html and Youtube vid at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1R92tEYePE , enjoy!!

*M-m-m-monk...m-m-m-monk...m-m-m-monk...

I wanna find a guy who always aims to please,

Robes and paunch and silly rope, Veni Vidi Vici, it's Latin,

Gives me information and a certain playing card,

He's looking for a Joker but is finding it quite hard...

Oh, oohhhohoh, ohhhhohoh,

Where is that monk, perhaps he is drunk,

Oh, oohhhohoh, ohhhhohoh,

Where is that monk, perhaps he is drunk...

Can't find my, can't find my,

No I can't find my Brother Mace,

(He's probably in the tavern)

Can't find my, can't find my,

No I can't find my Brother Mace,

(He's probably in the tavern)

Bro-o-o-other Mace Bro-o-o-other Mace (M-m-m-monk)

Bro-o-o-other Mace Bro-o-o-other Mace (M-m-m-monk)

I wanna drink with him, the tavern I will go,

A little alcohol would help the status quo, still Latin,

Brother Silence is not divulging where he is,

So maybe he's been turned into a lizard by Hordriss..iss...

Oh, oohhhohoh, ohhhhohoh,

Where is that monk, perhaps he is drunk,

Oh, oohhhohoh, ohhhhohoh,

Where is that monk, perhaps he is drunk...

Can't find my, can't find my,

No I can't find my Brother Mace,

(He's probably in the tavern)

Can't find my, can't find my,

No I can't find my Brother Mace,

(He's probably in the tavern)

Bro-o-o-other Mace Bro-o-o-other Mace (M-m-m-monk)

Bro-o-o-other Mace Bro-o-o-other Mace (M-m-m-monk...m-m-m-monk...m-m-m-monk...)

Is he drinking, is he praying,

No one's saying,

Is he beating, up a goblin,

I'm not spying, I'm just huntin' through this crazy dungeon,

Just walking into the Crazed Hefer,

There he is, never looked better and

I promise this, promise this,

We'll get drunk cause you're marvellous!

I've found my, I've found my,

Finally found my Brother Mace,

(He's drinking in the tavern)

I've found my, I've found my,

Finally found my Brother Mace,

(He's drinking in the tavern)

I've found my, I've found my,

Finally found my Brother Mace,

(We're drinking in the tavern)

I've found my, I've found my,

Finally found my Brother Mace,

(We're drinking in the tavern)

I've found my, I've found my,

Finally found my Brother Mace,

(We're drinking in the tavern)

I've found my, I've found my,

Finally found my Brother Mace,

(We're drinking in the tavern)

Bro-o-o-other Mace Bro-o-o-other Mace,

Bro-o-o-other Mace Bro-o-o-other Mace (We're drinking in the tavern),

Bro-o-o-other Mace Bro-o-o-other Mace (M-m-m-monk),

Bro-o-o-other Mace Bro-o-o-other Mace (M-m-m-monk),

Bro-o-o-other Mace Bro-o-o-other Mace (M-m-m-monk),

Bro-o-o-other Mace Bro-o-o-other Mace (M-m-m-monk)!*