She was just bones, she had no flesh

Can I make it any more obvious

She walked alone, she'd cheated death

But did not smell fresh

She met Lord Fear

He had a plan

Wanted to kill a white-haired man

So he made her look like someone else

Just like the dearest of Hordriss's belles

She was a skel8ron

Two ls and you spell it wrong

She had no spleen, lip, adenoid

Thanks to Fear's sorcery

With spyglass of course you see

That she turned into the Bimboid

Minutes from now, there's a big cat

Hope there's a litter tray where he sat

Waiting around, guess who he sees

Nathan of Series 8 Team 3

He gets him to change back into the mage

Tells him the up-to-date Bimboid goss

He tags along, stands in the room

And Nathan and friends save him from doom

He was a dungeoneer

Down trapdoors he's plungin' here

Making his way to Level 3

Was he to Kabul led?

No, he got to Marblehead

With friends and his Quiche of Energy

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Meanwhile Hordriss left behind

Sidriss he knew he must find

Found her outside Bartram's shop

Is this how the story stops?

"I'm just window shopping, Dad,

But there's no windows to be had."

When he heard that, off he went

Hoping Brain Pills would be lent

He was a mage, he'd had enough

Of his daughter being an idiot

Thought of the scheme used by Lord Fear

And he borrowed his idea...

It was a miretrog

Not one for a dialogue

It was put under Hordriss' spell

It looks just like Sidriss now

But higher-IQ-endowed

Motley is dating it as well

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