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KILLING DUNGEONEERS OFF!

Killing Dungeoneers Off!

Oppositional forces, put an end to team’s voices,

Mogdred’s evil then rises – look upon him he wrathses!

Lord Fear’s spying devices, eyes glow and then he frightens,

Dark magic are used for vices, to set upon a crisis!

Ooooh! (Nasty)

Killing Dungeoneers Off!

Killing Dungeoneers Off!

The lamp would have helped ya,

Lillith’s now gonna stop ya,

Gibbet’s put you to sleep ya,

Bomb room’s now gonna blow ya,

Well spell in wrong room ya,

No horn for big wall ya,

Ghost is going to scare ya,

Medusa’s all here to stone ya,

Playpen put end to quest ya,

Cedric’s clobbered you out ya,

Divining rod would have saved ya,

Ariadne has trapped ya,

And humbugs have emptied ya,

Without magic its drained ya!

So you die Treguard sighs, advisors cry, then they’re off bye bye!

Your best did try, but now you die, you lose your life and perish here right!

Evil smiles, grins so wide, chaos so high – now feel their might!

And so they vie, to rectify, the powers that be, put another fight!

The dungeon’s here fortress, and its host of wall monsters,

Puzzles questors so witless, seek some aid from advisors,

Riddles answered in blindness, one right leave with no guidance,

Next room they then access. They finish so lifeless!

Ooooh! (Nasty)

Killing Dungeoneers Off!

Killing Dungeoneers Off!

Quicksand’s gonna sink ya,

A sword’s here to slice ya,

Off the cliff you then fall ya,

No help from gargoyle ya,

Step away from the ledge ya (Now your life force has gone!),

An axe set to chop ya (Now your life force has gone!),

Grimwold’s in to club ya (Now your life force has gone!),

No glove and go boom ya (Now your life force has gone!),

A leap will befall ya (Now your life force has gone!),

Those goblins surround ya (Now your life force has gone!),

Morghanna’s to zap ya (Now your life force has gone!),

Series 3 had no wins ya!

Snakes they bite, scorpions smite, cavernwights blind, yet they threat your life!

Bats they fly, Bohemian’s might, skeletons pry, here to give you strife!

Skulls so high, Pookas dislike, a touch from them and you nearly die!

There is no time, the end is nigh, death has come and your luck has run dry!

Time Out!

Bong – Time Out!

Transform – wrong spell it undid me,

Corridor – the blades they did slice me,

Sidestep – left misguided me badly,

Block and – Tackle so hard that it knocked me,

Causeway – I fell down and it killed me,

Skarkill – blew the horn and he tricked me,

Elita – too long did not help me,

Blocker – wrong word and it ate me,

Dreadnought – witch amber would save me,

Sly Hands – had the ring and he tied me,

Cards Right – wrong touch and it dropped me,

Nightsight – had none it ended me,

The Spikes – a trial it then pierced me,

Green Knife – Red Dragon toasted me,

Trapdoor – wrong exit but fried me,

Miremen – my fate they had sealed me!

GOBLIN FODDER!!!!

Ooooh! (Nasty)