Just a small brown bag, slung across a teenage back

Of someone on Knightmare as a dungeoneer

Just a small grey shield, there because the Helm won't yield

To someone on Knightmare as a dungeoneer

Advisors in a stony room

That's come so far since Dungeon Doom

For a while they can dare the site

It has might and blight and plight and bite

Strangers enter, waiting in the antechamber

Will they know left from their right?

Frightknights, pookas, lurking in a world of danger

Watchers, hoping for a knight

Watching what I loved and feared

Treguard made me want a beard

May he keep on having teams to quest

Forevermore

Some will win, some will lose

None of them wears any blues

Let the Knightmare never end

But go on and on and on and on

Strangers enter, waiting in the antechamb-er

Will they know left from their right?

Opposition down there in a world of danger

Watchers, hoping for a knight

Don't stop receivin'

Bring another team in

Knightmare, Treguard

Don't stop the questin'

Game on

Dungeon, Knightmare

Don't stop receivin'

Bring another team in

Knightmare, Treguard