Oo-oo-oo-ooh, oo-oo-oo-ooh

Naa-sty

x2

Oo-oo-oo-ooh, oo-oo-oo-ooh

A man reclines

A rebel smile across his face

As he decides

To introduce a new race

Left behind

The foes we knew, insidious

And we will find

Another guard, amphibious

Knightmare will change

It may be great, maybe dire

Part man part fish?!

Why'd goblins have to retire?

Here comes the Mireman

To steal your Life Force Flan

Here comes the Mireman

He doesn't talk

Not like the Hun, Dreadnort or Crow

Just holds a big fork

While he waddles to and fro

Daniel got past

Nathan and Michael did as well

They got Rebecca though

In spite of being slow as hell

Knightmare will change

It may be great, maybe dire

Part man part fish?!

Why'd goblins have to retire?

Here comes the Mireman

He should come in a can

Here comes the Mireman

Aa-aah

Here comes the Mireman

More slowly than a gran

Can't beat him with a span-

ner-er...