Anyway, here's one of my rare contributions: a parody of Remedy by the gorgeous Little Boots. The lyrics are here among other places, and there's an extremely trippy video here.

Some of the lines don't scan, but I think it'd work with a few overdubs.

*I can see you talking to the dungeoneers

You weren't here before

I guess you're new to Knightmare for Series 6

Weren't in 5 or 4

'Cause you are beefing up the cast

I wonder if you'll last?

She was poisoned, trapped, bewitched and outwitted

And her dress was refitted

Played by Iona Kennedy, Kennedy

Oh

Sidriss was confused, Hordriss was bemused

His daughter was dim

Played by Iona Kennedy, Kennedy

Oh

Watchers watching her, playing the mage daughter

Iona Kennedy

Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

Watchers watching her, strangest new character

Iona Kennedy

Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

Give her respect, treat her as a queen

That's what she wants from you

She's difficult but you found the witch amber

She'll give you the clue

She always tried to neutralise

But Fear told too many lies

Opposition's not her true position

Fear was her attrition

Played by Iona Kennedy, Kennedy

Oh

You'd better start paying or Greystagg's not playing

She's the Witch Queen

Played by Iona Kennedy, Kennedy

Oh

Watchers watching her, arguing with Lord Fear

Iona Kennedy

Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

Watchers watching her, strangest new character

Iona Kennedy

Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

La la le da la de la

Da da da da de da da

And now the seasons change again

Series 8 will be OK

Character's haughty, wants to reign

Maldame

Make alliance, give her your compliance

That's what Lord Fear tried once

Played by Iona Kennedy, Kennedy

Oh

Her calling name is Spite, but you'd better not try it

Dragons? Whatever!

Played by Iona Kennedy, Kennedy

Oh

Watchers watching her, from her high tower

Iona Kennedy

Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

Watchers watching her, strangest new character

Iona Kennedy

Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh*

(repeat to fade)