<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Turned on my laptop to find this...]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><img src="http://i44.tinypic.com/i74pl2.png" alt="" class=" img-fluid img-markdown" /></p>
<p dir="auto">Be honest: on a scale of 0 to Jenna Jameson, how screwed am I?</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/2056/turned-on-my-laptop-to-find-this...</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2026 08:46:54 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/2056.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 20:15:04 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Turned on my laptop to find this... on Sat, 05 Jun 2010 22:45:03 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><em>I AM A MAN! <em>punch</em></em></p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/39049</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/39049</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[DarkComet]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jun 2010 22:45:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Turned on my laptop to find this... on Sat, 05 Jun 2010 14:26:40 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">So, have you stuck your hand in? The crack, I mean. Not the basement dwellers.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/39047</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/39047</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Drassil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jun 2010 14:26:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Turned on my laptop to find this... on Sun, 09 May 2010 21:18:08 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">As for Jenna Jameson, she may be the reason that Jeff was urged to delete his internet history.</p>
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<p dir="auto">Jeff seems a classy fellow, I'd have him down as a Chloe Lamb guy myself.</p>
<p dir="auto">... I, er, heard some uncouth basement dwellers discussing her merits. At a LAN party. That I happened to be passing by.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/38975</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/38975</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[DarkComet]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 09 May 2010 21:18:08 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Turned on my laptop to find this... on Thu, 06 May 2010 17:36:55 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">...on a scale of 0 to Jenna Jameson, how screwed am I?</p>
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<p dir="auto">0 is the Atraxi's problem now. As for Jenna Jameson, she may be the reason that Jeff was urged to delete his internet history.</p>
<p dir="auto">I turned on my PC to find an icon named Bad Wolf. It might be time for a new computer.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/38962</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/38962</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Drassil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 17:36:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Turned on my laptop to find this... on Thu, 06 May 2010 16:50:38 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">That's all right, I think it's just the Green Lanterns doing some display practice.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/38961</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/38961</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Pooka]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 16:50:38 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Turned on my laptop to find this... on Thu, 06 May 2010 15:38:36 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">"Prisoner Zero has escaped"</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/38960</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/38960</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[BBrooks]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 15:38:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Turned on my laptop to find this... on Wed, 05 May 2010 22:39:54 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">If I squint, I can make out a bow tie...</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/38959</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/38959</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[DarkComet]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 22:39:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Turned on my laptop to find this... on Wed, 05 May 2010 21:31:38 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Look very closely, and you can make out Spider-Man's head in the middle of the picture.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/38958</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/38958</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[HStorm]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 21:31:38 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>