Wow, David hasn't posted here for three days. Must be losing your touch, mate.

If you actually want me to understand that remark, you may have to explain it to me.

Bryan McNerney, a.k.a. The History Man, bumps into Natasha Pope. He soon recognises her: she acted alongside him on Knightmare, playing Velda the elf and the Brangwen Shee. But can he get her to recognise him? Official audio

Doing some shopping at Asda

I saw a woman, Natasha

I smiled, our faces older from the decades

Who did she play? No, it wasn't the maid

Ah yes now: Brangwen and Velda

She gave me a puzzled look as I beheld her

Elf Shee, remember me

We worked together on ITV

I played Grimwold in Series 3

Elf Shee, I look at me

Did some work for the BBC

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I took a dive in the fight scene

With you and Simon on the bluescreen

You used your blade on me and then that was that

I cried 'cause you called me a tower of fat

Elf Shee, remember me

We growled and wailed on CITV

But I'm a Man of History

Elf Shee, I look at me

Did quite well on the BBC

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Elf Shee

They made a well into a war zone

Dungeoneer Kelly had no crayon

I roared, holding my club over her head

There's no reality and no one dead and...

Elf Shee, remember me

We did the best show on kids' TV

Although Tim did not credit me

Elf Shee

Elf Shee

Elf Shee

Elf Shee

Elf Shee