<![CDATA[Three words.]]>I have derived immense pleasure recently from playing a game with friends called "Knightmare in three words" and this game frequently crops up on the Warwick radio show that is mentioned on this forum.

Basically, you've got to describe Knightmare (or a character from said series) in no more than three words. I think I've got the programme down to a tee. My description is simply "Where am I?" Oh, I am a sad man, but the game is fun. You can apply the format to anything, Majida, the corridor of Blades, Snapper Jack. Endless fun.

PS I am starting to grow a Hugo Myatt style beard - I am fortunate enough to have the same colour hair as the dungeon master yet is not gray-flecked. Would anyone like to join me in some kjind of beard growing bonanza?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/208/three-words.RSS for NodeMon, 14 Sep 2026 17:56:04 GMTWed, 12 Feb 2003 13:10:00 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Three words. on Thu, 13 Jan 2011 18:40:05 GMT]]>David of Series 1 Team 1.... THE FIRST DUNGEONEER.

Simon of Series 4 Team 4..... FUNNIEST DEATH EVER.

Barry of Series 7 Team 7.... BEST CONTESTANT EVER.

Gideon of Series 8 Team 2.... OH MY GOD!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/39937https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/39937Thu, 13 Jan 2011 18:40:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Three words. on Thu, 20 Feb 2003 19:24:32 GMT]]>Cedric: Misbegotten Dog's Bottom!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3859https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3859Thu, 20 Feb 2003 19:24:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Three words. on Thu, 20 Feb 2003 19:16:58 GMT]]>

Motley: Attention Deficite Disorder

Heh heh heh ever so slightly, although I dont remember Motley throwing Lego buckets at my nose (Nearly breaking it I might add!! ), nor him telling his sibling that they're a "Fookin Bar Steward!"- Nice!  ;D

You'll have to forgive me as my cousins have ADD/ADHD and its fantastic...And if you couldnt tell I was being sarcastic!  😛

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3856https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3856Thu, 20 Feb 2003 19:16:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Three words. on Thu, 20 Feb 2003 16:46:02 GMT]]>I must also add that I'm dead pleased that this is now classed as a hot topic - who would have thought my little game would have caused such savage comment by supposed KM fans!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3845https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3845Thu, 20 Feb 2003 16:46:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Three words. on Thu, 20 Feb 2003 16:42:13 GMT]]>Elita - never three truer words spoken. Spot on Emii.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3843https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3843Thu, 20 Feb 2003 16:42:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Three words. on Thu, 20 Feb 2003 16:15:05 GMT]]>Elita: Little Gob Sh*te

Smirky: What? No fare?

Treguard: Big Boggly Eyes

Mrs G: Big Fake Nose

Motley: Attention Deficite Disorder

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3841https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3841Thu, 20 Feb 2003 16:15:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Three words. on Thu, 20 Feb 2003 02:26:55 GMT]]>Olaf the Viking: Lootings, hootings, pillagings!

Elita: You Face Ache

Gundrada: Big f**king sword!

Brollachan: Feed Me Knowledge!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3820https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3820Thu, 20 Feb 2003 02:26:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Three words. on Wed, 19 Feb 2003 19:44:44 GMT]]>I can sympathise with you, Wong: I am also without Sky.  😞

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3795https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3795Wed, 19 Feb 2003 19:44:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Three words. on Wed, 19 Feb 2003 19:01:15 GMT]]>I can't watch it - I don't have Sky!

That's the reason that I was hoping that Challenge? didn't get the rights to the other series, because it means that I'll go straight from having a very rare collection of episodes to having an inferior-quality incomplete set.

Of course, I could always convince my parents to get it and stop whingeing. <¦-)

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3792https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3792Wed, 19 Feb 2003 19:01:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Three words. on Wed, 19 Feb 2003 18:08:36 GMT]]>

#8 could be S1T1, who died in the dark room, though I'm unsure about that one.

Nope, sorry. This one's a good excuse to keep watching Challenge?.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3787https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3787Wed, 19 Feb 2003 18:08:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Three words. on Wed, 19 Feb 2003 11:00:53 GMT]]>What, "challenge"?

#8 could be S1T1, who died in the dark room, though I'm unsure about that one.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3781https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3781Wed, 19 Feb 2003 11:00:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Three words. on Tue, 18 Feb 2003 22:46:59 GMT]]>

I'll rise to the challenge, then.

The penultimate word in that sentence causes me pain.

A very good attempt indeed. The questions came courtesy of the Brollachan, who of course doesn't know the answers, so no-one's in danger of being eaten for lack of knowledge. I'll leave it open for a while longer before revealing any answers people can't get.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3773https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3773Tue, 18 Feb 2003 22:46:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Three words. on Tue, 18 Feb 2003 19:51:18 GMT]]>I'll rise to the challenge, then.

  1. Magic too long
  • S4T1, where they cast "Transformation".
  1. Play a while...
  • ?
  1. Lilith loves humbugs
  • Sounds familiar, but I can't remember it.
  1. Simon, sidestep left
  • S4T4, and a great death it was too. <¦-)
  1. Squares, not steps
  • That one in Series 7 where they misunderstood the instructions on the Trial by Spikes.
  1. Not magic horn
  • S5T2, where they tried to offer the goblin horn to Scarkill
  1. Offer goblins present
  • Everyone knows which one this is
  1. Dark side delight
  • ?
  1. Green for girl
  • S8T1, they didn't understand the scroll
  1. Firestones no good
  • Can't remember.

Not a bad attempt, if I do say so myself.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3763https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3763Tue, 18 Feb 2003 19:51:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Three words. on Tue, 18 Feb 2003 18:49:05 GMT]]>Life Force Clock (the original and best): Very f***ing scary!!!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3758https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3758Tue, 18 Feb 2003 18:49:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Three words. on Tue, 18 Feb 2003 15:37:38 GMT]]>

I may get Festus set on me for this but here I go anyway:

Why? I see nothing to warrant that, dearie.

Incidentally, "no bottom jaw" is fabulous.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3752https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3752Tue, 18 Feb 2003 15:37:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Three words. on Tue, 18 Feb 2003 13:03:07 GMT]]>Glad this game finally took off.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3731https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3731Tue, 18 Feb 2003 13:03:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Three words. on Mon, 17 Feb 2003 23:02:58 GMT]]>I may get Festus set on me for this but here I go anyway:

'I am Merlin' = Mogdred (they don't even try to disguise his voice or appearance despite being on different sides of good and evil.)

'Wacky hair style' = Treguard (series 1 and 2)

'Neat hair style' = Treguard (series 3 to (a noticeable difference)

'I feel sick' = Spindizzy

'Mindless abject panic' = Bomb room / Block and Tackle

'S**t your pants' = Corridor of blades

'One brain cell' = Sylvester Hands

'No bottom jaw' = Life force energy critical

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3718https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3718Mon, 17 Feb 2003 23:02:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Three words. on Fri, 14 Feb 2003 18:11:56 GMT]]>

Series 9 Life Force: Dungeoneer's Own Face!

(sorry, GG, couldn't resist!  😄 )

Malefact on this board: "Festus, din dins"

The discussions about what and who should feature in the new Knightmare and Malefact's insistence on his face idea: "Norgate more important".

Someone's just bound to try to think up an incredibly amusing one to fit me now, I just know it. Before anyone else uses it: "Too many posts". Muhahahaha, I said it first.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3658https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3658Fri, 14 Feb 2003 18:11:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Three words. on Fri, 14 Feb 2003 18:07:31 GMT]]>It can also work to describe teams. If anyone feels like working these out, go ahead. As a prize, dearies, I'll reveal a wellway to the next level (or a banana, your choice):

  1. Magic too long

  2. Play a while...

  3. Lilith loves humbugs

  4. Simon, sidestep left

  5. Squares, not steps

  6. Not magic horn  

  7. Offer goblins present

  8. Dark side delight

  9. Green for girl

  10. Firestones no good

Anyone who points out that I originally posted this on the wrong thread wins eternal pursuit by the Brollachan. Festus, Mummy's going senile.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3657https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3657Fri, 14 Feb 2003 18:07:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Three words. on Fri, 14 Feb 2003 17:50:54 GMT]]>Series 9 Life Force: Dungeoneer's Own Face!

(sorry, GG, couldn't resist!  😄 )

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3656https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3656Fri, 14 Feb 2003 17:50:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Three words. on Fri, 14 Feb 2003 17:47:43 GMT]]>The life force quiche: We want skull.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3654https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3654Fri, 14 Feb 2003 17:47:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Three words. on Fri, 14 Feb 2003 17:43:43 GMT]]>True. And welcome to the board.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3652https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3652Fri, 14 Feb 2003 17:43:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Three words. on Fri, 14 Feb 2003 14:23:11 GMT]]>Level 1-3 shortcuts:  political cop out

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3650https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3650Fri, 14 Feb 2003 14:23:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Three words. on Fri, 14 Feb 2003 11:22:34 GMT]]>Mogdred: The moogle. Kupo.

And sorry to go on about it if I'm the only person to find it funny <¦-(

Scarkill: Fearship. Lordship. Lovely.

Snapper Jack: Not a biscuit

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3648https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/3648Fri, 14 Feb 2003 11:22:34 GMT